wackojacko14 Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 One day at a local pub in tarland, a black bit of tarmac walked in shouting and balling at everyone, he goes up to the bar and asks for 10 pints of guiness, the barman asks 'isn't that a bit much' therefore the black piece of tarmac replies 'no mate, I'm the hardest piece of tarmac in tarland'.The black piece of tarmac downs his 10 pints of guiness in no time, just after a red piece of tarmac walks into the bar which results in the black piece of tarmac hittin the deck and crawling underneath a table, the red piece of tarmac asks for 15 pints of guiness for which the barman does not reply and pours out his 15 pints looking rather puzzled.When the red piece of tarmac has finished his 15 pints he exits the bar, then the barman walks over to the black piece of tarmac and questions ' what are you doing hiding, i thought you were the hardest piece of tarmac in tarland?' the black piece of tarmac replys ' yea but i ain't messing with him, hes a cyclepath!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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