Strictly Obi Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 just thought i would let people know that there is a free inroductory course starting at uwe this september in moaning. it might suit a few posters on here to really perfect there skills. the course is broken up in to key stages.part 1 - how to hate the things you really love.part 2 - how to depress all around you with those negative vibes (great for a party).Part 3 - how to tell when the glass is half empty.part 4 - prophet of doom, and how to be one.part 5 - i've paid my money so i will say what i bl**dy well like!part 6 - how to repeat yourself constantly!part 7 - how to repeat yourself constantly!part 8 - how to be really boring... (to win an award on here as a champion poster will help you achieve and pass this part in flying colours- you know who you are!!!).part 9 - setting yourself up as god!part 10 - how to dismiss other peoples ideas, without being too condescending.when you have passed all the above you gain your HND in how to have no friends and resort to being an obsessive website poster( at least you will feel important - no viagra needed). finally you are indoctrinated in to the school of ITOLDUSO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary the Dogs Johnsons Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 On qualification do the students receive a cap and groan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Obi Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 On qualification do the students receive a cap and groan?ha! ha! yes they do. but only if they have a doctors note to prove they are clinically depressed!!.......they are not giving these awards away you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 UWE, what a joke of a university..What sort of dumb **** goes there?Oh yeh...me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thankgodfortinnion Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 I don't think some on here need the course they already have a doctorate in moaning.Would you believe I had people moaning behind me at Coventry in the second half when we was 2-0 up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Obi Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 I don't think some on here need the course they already have a doctorate in moaning.Would you believe I had people moaning behind me at Coventry in the second half when we was 2-0 up!yes, unfortunately i can well believe it. i think we need a balance of a bit more humour and light heartedness on this site. A few more positive vibes if things don't go to well on the pitch. And enjoying the good times a bit more when things do go well. this site can be so depresssing at times. However there are some very good posters on here and i still feel it is an ideal way for pro BCFC fans to air there views. I just wish sometimes it was in a more balanced way rather than doom doom black BLACK BLACK!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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