downendcity Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back & informthe other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was noafterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, & true to his word hemade contact. "Mary. Mary?" "Is that you, Fred?""Yes, I've come back like we agreed.""What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to thegolf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, & then I have sex twice.I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much allafternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.The next day it starts again.""Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.""Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 hehe, very good, have you got any more...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcchris2016 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 thats really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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