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Why haven't we got any good player chants at the mo

Ok, the "whats that coming over the hill....." for enoch is good but not sung enough

He's an orr, although funny is BAD !! As is Ohh Basso......

Lets rack our brains and get some for Donny next week.

I'm not the best at thinking of any but it may get something thinking ??

How about.....To the tune of "I am the lord of the dance said he"

Cole skuse, wherever you may be

He's ###### class and he loves city

He don't score goals but can pick a pass

And he hates the ###### GAS

Or....

Say BOOM BOOM BOOM let me hear you say Keogh KEOGH

BOOM BOOM BOOM let me hear you say Keogh KEOUGH

OR... to the tune of the chant No Surrender to the IRA (sung by england fans - don't know the title for the music)

Pass the ball down the wing he will cross it

Pass the ball down the wing and see

Pass the ball down the wing to Kevin Betsy (or Soctt Murray, or Brian Wilson)

Cross it in for Jevo and showomni

Kevin Betsy, Kevin Betsy

City winger who we are so proud

Kevin Betsy, Kevin Betsy

City winger makes us sing so loud

Or.... The song that starts, "I Love you baby, and if its quite alright I love you baby....."

OH DAVID NOBLE

Oh you've got great feet oh David Noble

gets us out our seats

Oh David Noble

City boy till the end

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Easy one for David Noble, the same as what Palace and now Everton fans sing about Andy Johnson...Do Do Do Do David Noble! Easy but effective.

Aww how bout for Lee Johnson...to the tune of Mark McCammon's old song...

...Johnson Johnson his name is Lee Johnson

Although he's not very tall

he can pass the ball

his name is Lee Johnson...

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easy ones just as good, i just reckon a few more are needed

really want to try and get McCombe into a good chant, think he deserves it

Just keep repeating

Boom Boom Jamie McCoombe

Boom Boom Jamie McCoombe

Boom Boom Jamie McCoombe

Getting Louder and Louder

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How about for Nobes:

He can pass to the left

He can pass to the right

That David Noble makes Gerrard look sh1te

Thats the one (I know its a Man united ronaldo song, but its still good).... lets get it sung at donny. Actually I have slightly edited it

He sprays it our left

He sprays it out righttttttttt

That David Noble

Makes Gerrard look s h i te !!!!!

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Thats the one (I know its a Man united ronaldo song, but its still good).... lets get it sung at donny. Actually I have slightly edited it

He sprays it our left

He sprays it out righttttttttt

That David Noble

Makes Gerrard look s h i te !!!!!

Sorry lads, but you're all way behind my all-time classic Kaiser Chiefs rip off: 'I'd Restrict Their Diet!

Ooooh taking a tackle from Carey

Is not very pretty I tell thee

And Jamie McCombe Is Quite Scary

And you'll never get past him either

Our Centre-Backs Never Get Beaten

Could It Be Something They've Eaten?

Is Must Be The Raw Steak They Feed Them

Or Old Iron Railings

Argh, Ooh Argh

Ooh Argh, Ooh Argh, Ooh Argh

Argh

Argh, Ooh Argh

Ooh Argh, Ooh Argh, Ooh Argh

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

I'd Restrict Their Diet!

I'd Restrict Their Diet!

I'd Restrict Their Diet!

I'd Restrict Their Diet!

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Easy one for David Noble, the same as what Palace and now Everton fans sing about Andy Johnson...Do Do Do Do David Noble! Easy but effective.

Aww how bout for Lee Johnson...to the tune of Mark McCammon's old song...

...Johnson Johnson his name is Lee Johnson

Although he's not very tall

he can pass the ball

his name is Lee Johnson...

For Lee, although I can't remember all the words (!) it ends with "...and he comes from Notty Ash".....

Of course it could be:-

Lee is a diddy man

diddy diddy diddy man

Lee is a diddy man

and he F'in hates the Gas

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After the Orr incident a few matches back, I thought LJ should be;

Johnson is a shithead

He's brought here by his dad

He plays for Bristol City

And is a very short lad

He really hates the Dolman

He wishes they were dead

And if he sees an Asbo

He'll kick them in the head.

also

Smashing up bins near. East-on.

Brooks fought the law and the. Law won.

When he got out, got his. Head on.

Brooks scored a goal and the. Reds won.

and

He's big, he's big. He's really ###### big

McCombe, McCombe.

That last one makes me laugh anyway.

I agree that Enoch's got the only decent song for a player - Arsenal, Liverpool and the Mancs always come up with ORIGINAL songs and we don't seem to have done it for years ("Burn down Twerton" and "Rovers got no home" were the last good ones, genuinely unique to BCFC). Our only other decent one now is "There's only one Rod Stewart", which doesn't count really.

Watching the EE v Northampton made me think that the EE could be our best chance to get some terrace wit back. I remember playing Blakpool at home years ago and funny chants all day, and the 4-0 v Brentford, last day of the season quite a while back ("One Jimmy Saville!")

Greenun, I think your song's too long. How about just the first verse followed by "I predict a shut-out. I predict a shut-out". I imagine that's more easy to pick up & therefore more likely to catch on.

But of course you need 5 pissed blokes singing these, not people inventing stuff on a forum.

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McCombe is v difficult for a chant i know but there's surely one out there.... keep thinking though boys

the rupert the bear one is winning for boom boom

there's also gotta be a beach boys one for the legend brian wilson..... ??

i've gotta day off 2moro so will be thinking for more

Come on you reds, 8 games...lets do it.... YOU REDS

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heard this one earlier on in the season at rotherham

In the tune of Heaven, DJ Sammy

Baby you're all that I want.

When you're lying here in my arms

I'm finding it hard to believe

You're Phil Jevons

made me laugh at the time

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Why haven't we got any good player chants at the mo

Ok, the "whats that coming over the hill....." for enoch is good but not sung enough

He's an orr, although funny is BAD !! As is Ohh Basso......

Lets rack our brains and get some for Donny next week.

I'm not the best at thinking of any but it may get something thinking ??

How about.....To the tune of "I am the lord of the dance said he"

Cole skuse, wherever you may be

He's ###### class and he loves city

He don't score goals but can pick a pass

And he hates the ###### GAS

Or....

Say BOOM BOOM BOOM let me hear you say Keogh KEOGH

BOOM BOOM BOOM let me hear you say Keogh KEOUGH

OR... to the tune of the chant No Surrender to the IRA (sung by england fans - don't know the title for the music)

Pass the ball down the wing he will cross it

Pass the ball down the wing and see

Pass the ball down the wing to Kevin Betsy (or Soctt Murray, or Brian Wilson)

Cross it in for Jevo and showomni

Kevin Betsy, Kevin Betsy

City winger who we are so proud

Kevin Betsy, Kevin Betsy

City winger makes us sing so loud

Or.... The song that starts, "I Love you baby, and if its quite alright I love you baby....."

OH DAVID NOBLE

Oh you've got great feet oh David Noble

gets us out our seats

Oh David Noble

City boy till the end

The song is a hym called "Give Me Joy In My Heart"

As for our selection of songs, some clubs (i.e man u, everton) seem to make them up at will and everyone seems to know them. City's problem is not having a proper home end in which you could start a new song and everyone could pick the words up and join next time.

I'd love it if we had a proper "end" again. The powers that be just don't real realise what's important to city fans.

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I thought LJ should be;

Johnson is a shithead

He's brought here by his dad

He plays for Bristol City

And is a very short lad

He really hates the Dolman

He wishes they were dead

And if he sees an Asbo

He'll kick them in the head.

class.. i can see that getting sang for a laugh :innocent06:

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