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The If Only's


redmeanie

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Here lies the path to madness.

Do not think what could have happened, concentrate on what could happen next.

You are not in control of your history, but your destiny.

Do not look backwards, unless her ass was particularly fine, because the dog of misfortune could have dropped a stool of unhappiness in your path.

<anyone got any other chinese stylee proverbs?>

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<anyone got any other chinese stylee proverbs?>

''Special Chow Mein an a spring roll gov, if you would'' is just about the limitations of my Chinese philosophy I'm afraid.

Followed shortly by: ''Do you really eat dogs?''

Do not look backwards, unless her ass was particularly fine, because the dog of misfortune could have dropped a stool of unhappiness in your path.

Hmm, I can't see though these being the words of any genuine Chinese wise man complete with one of them crazy pointy beard jobs if I'm honest, sound's good to me anyway though.

S'pecially the particularly fine ass bit.

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this is not a negative post... I believe we will do it.

but... I'm starting to feel sick with nerves and cant help thinking...

'if only LJ's shot dipped in against forest, or carey managed to bury that header'

anyone else got any potential 'if only's' this season?

If only Ronaldo and Rooney would sign for us :whistle2: oh and if only the 3 Lions gave away free beer because it's cost me a fortune, but hey I've enjoyed it!!!

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If only Ronaldo and Rooney would sign for us :whistle2: oh and if only the 3 Lions gave away free beer because it's cost me a fortune, but hey I've enjoyed it!!!

£1.80 on the Tauntons Traditional, can't knock it personally. Something about that pub; seem to just get pissed walking through the door. Pulled me a lass there too Yeovil.

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this is not a negative post... I believe we will do it.

but... I'm starting to feel sick with nerves and cant help thinking...

'if only LJ's shot dipped in against forest, or carey managed to bury that header'

anyone else got any potential 'if only's' this season?

The most obvious one:

IF ONLY WE WOULDVE WON EVERY GAME WE DREW OR LOST!

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