2iamdavies Posted October 27, 2003 Report Share Posted October 27, 2003 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." :how funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalky Posted October 27, 2003 Report Share Posted October 27, 2003 Quite good compared to your usual standards liam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2iamdavies Posted October 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2003 Cheek I thought it was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalky Posted October 27, 2003 Report Share Posted October 27, 2003 Yeh it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTID 7 Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 hahaha :Party27: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky BCFC Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 how funny that was pretty good. :how funny: :how funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smiffy Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 Oi, nothing wrong with Blonde! But that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest longercidered Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 i like blonde jokes. there quality :Party12: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 heheh me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 Funny. But not as funny as when I first heard it 5 years ago with blonde replaced by a certain Mr. Beckham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bristol_Babe Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 Good one... glad I'm a bottle redhead (CITY COLOURS!!!) though... and a brunette naturally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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