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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him

in.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is

there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have

a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he

checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put

him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy".

Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery

acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let

the other one off.

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