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I need an awesome inside source if i am to be a very popular person on the internet.

If i have an awesome inside source, I will not be unlike Prometheus bringing down advance BCFC information from the gods to the masses. They will worship me. And send me lots of PMs...

Soon every message board will beg me to become a moderator hoping to keep my advance information exclusive to their forum, throngs will shout my name in climax!

However there is a catch-22 in my desired lofty perch... If i leak too much information my awesome inside source may stop talking to me in fear of losing their job.

But then how shall i retain my fan base?

Ah-ha! I shall respond to every piece of news with "oh i already knew that because i have sources!" Which offers no new information, but reminds people I'm important!

Perhaps with an rolling-eyes emoticon...

(Basically, anyone with any "inside info" or "sources", wouldn't say anything on here. Anyone who claims to is quite sad and attention seeking. Or getting off on increasing their post count. (oh baby))

Happily ripped off from shortpacked.. http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20060714.html

(They'll even be sadder than me, and i read internet comics ^_^!)

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I need an awesome inside source if i am to be a very popular person on the internet.

If i have an awesome inside source, I will not be unlike Prometheus bringing down advance BCFC information from the gods to the masses. They will worship me. And send me lots of PMs...

Soon every message board will beg me to become a moderator hoping to keep my advance information exclusive to their forum, throngs will shout my name in climax!

However there is a catch-22 in my desired lofty perch... If i leak too much information my awesome inside source may stop talking to me in fear of losing their job.

But then how shall i retain my fan base?

Ah-ha! I shall respond to every piece of news with "oh i already knew that because i have sources!" Which offers no new information, but reminds people I'm important!

Perhaps with an rolling-eyes emoticon...

(Basically, anyone with any "inside info" or "sources", wouldn't say anything on here. Anyone who claims to is quite sad and attention seeking. Or getting off on increasing their post count. (oh baby))

Happily ripped off from shortpacked.. http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20060714.html

(They'll even be sadder than me, and i read internet comics ^_^!)

Stop being so cynical Redhyde. Reading tealeaves and the use of tarot cards provide infinite foreknowledge. If you're not careful the City know-alls might have to put a hex on you, which is promptly accompanied by a blue and white shirt. Be warned.

By the way, there will be a new signing very soon. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but yes, there shall be a signing.

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You & Henry should marry :D

unfortunately some people just love the sound of their own voice, when in fact they are just a NORMAL PERSON, who LIVES on a internet forum and thinks by being that because they have the highest amount of posting on the forum it makes them special, it's all about egos on here, to some people, it's their life, to others it's just a place to pop in and see what is being talked about.

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unfortunately some people just love the sound of their own voice, when in fact they are just a NORMAL PERSON, who LIVES on a internet forum and thinks by being that because they have the highest amount of posting on the forum it makes them special, it's all about egos on here, to some people, it's their life, to others it's just a place to pop in and see what is being talked about.

What a load of old c**k.

Some people work in an office where they have internet access 10-12 hours a day, hardly shocking that they use this forum a lot.

Doesn't constantly trying to take the moral highground but then hypocritically contradicting yourself get a bit boring?

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What a load of old c**k.

Some people work in an office where they have internet access 10-12 hours a day, hardly shocking that they use this forum a lot.

Doesn't constantly trying to take the moral highground but then hypocritically contradicting yourself get a bit boring?

in which case..........shouldn't they be working?

nice to see the higher posting QWERTY warriors sticking together.

anyway, spent enough time on here, off to interact with real people.

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unfortunately some people just love the sound of their own voice, when in fact they are just a NORMAL PERSON, who LIVES on a internet forum and thinks by being that because they have the highest amount of posting on the forum it makes them special, it's all about egos on here, to some people, it's their life, to others it's just a place to pop in and see what is being talked about.

Good point Tegs. Some people spout b***ocks most of the time.

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What a load of old c**k.

Some people work in an office where they have internet access 10-12 hours a day, hardly shocking that they use this forum a lot.

Doesn't constantly trying to take the moral highground but then hypocritically contradicting yourself get a bit boring?

What sort of a job allows you the best part of 12 hours free internet access to peronal sites?!! My mob pay me to work and do not allow interaction on any forum's whatsoever (but you can go on bcfc.co.uk or bbc.co.uk/sport in the lunch hour if you have time for one)!!!!

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unfortunately some people just love the sound of their own voice, when in fact they are just a NORMAL PERSON, who LIVES on a internet forum and thinks by being that because they have the highest amount of posting on the forum it makes them special, it's all about egos on here, to some people, it's their life, to others it's just a place to pop in and see what is being talked about.

I don't know why the don't just ban them all :fastasleep:

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in which case..........shouldn't they be working?

nice to see the higher posting QWERTY warriors sticking together.

Ah yes, typical terry. Stooping to personal abuse when he's incapable of making a coherent point.

You're one of the higher posters aren't you?

anyway, spent enough time on here, off to interact with real people.

Yes, people on the internet are obviously not real. Have fun interacting with "real" people.

What sort of a job allows you the best part of 12 hours free internet access to peronal sites?!! My mob pay me to work and do not allow interaction on any forum's whatsoever (but you can go on bcfc.co.uk or bbc.co.uk/sport in the lunch hour if you have time for one)!!!!

If you're doing a desk job and you've got unmonitored internet access it's hardly surprising you would post on here a few times a day.

I'm sure if I actually spent 12 hours surfing otib and doing no work I'd be out the door, but then I get more done than most so it's not a problem.

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Ah yes, typical terry. Stooping to personal abuse when he's incapable of making a coherent point.

You're one of the higher posters aren't you?

Yes, people on the internet are obviously not real. Have fun interacting with "real" people.

If you're doing a desk job and you've got unmonitored internet access it's hardly surprising you would post on here a few times a day.

I'm sure if I actually spent 12 hours surfing otib and doing no work I'd be out the door, but then I get more done than most so it's not a problem.

what do u do for a living nibor?

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unfortunately some people just love the sound of their own voice, when in fact they are just a NORMAL PERSON, who LIVES on a internet forum and thinks by being that because they have the highest amount of posting on the forum it makes them special, it's all about egos on here, to some people, it's their life, to others it's just a place to pop in and see what is being talked about.

sorry, but I have to agree, some people take themselves far to seriously on here, as some of the replies to that posting have proved.

very much a case of "truth hurts"

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If you're doing a desk job and you've got unmonitored internet access it's hardly surprising you would post on here a few times a day.

screw that......unmonitored interest access........I going for PORN, PORN, PORN.........hmmm and maybe porn!

wait who said that I've gone blind!

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What sort of a job allows you the best part of 12 hours free internet access to peronal sites?!! My mob pay me to work and do not allow interaction on any forum's whatsoever (but you can go on bcfc.co.uk or bbc.co.uk/sport in the lunch hour if you have time for one)!!!!

Perhaps hes an MP :whistle2:

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I've just got back from the pub where I shared a few drinks with Pete Johnson, to toast GJ on his Pro - licence success, and it turns out that we tabled a late bid of £14 million for Ryan Babel - though he turned us down to play in the prem!

Oh, and we were are still in the running to sign Tevez, though Man Utd have offered a higher salary.

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Are you listening Bristol Boy?

but true

Whilst I did smile at the original post, I think picking out individual members is a bit off, especially someone who posts as well as Bristol Boy.

Now BB may be someone who posts a lot, but he was one of the earliest members and does a lot for BCFC fans, like the match reports on the SC/ST (sorry, forget which one) board, which is often an accurate and fair report.

Nibor also posts often, but I find his posts to always be fair, thought out and often correct, which is exactly the sort of poster a good forum needs.

I'm not standing up for the 'Keyboard Warrior' brigade, as there are some people who post loads, but talk utter shite.

As you can see, I'm not exactly a mega-poster myself, but without BB and Nibor this forum would be a far poorer place.

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Are you listening Bristol Boy?

Bristol Boy is actually very rarely wrong, and if he says so and so are close to signing, you can pretty much guarantee that it's true. You obviously haven't been around on the forum that long....

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Perhaps hes an MP :whistle2:

CEO of City? :whistle2:

I've just got back from the pub where I shared a few drinks with Pete Johnson, to toast GJ on his Pro - licence success, and it turns out that we tabled a late bid of £14 million for Ryan Babel - though he turned us down to play in the prem!

Oh, that old chestnut

Oh, and we were are still in the running to sign Tevez, though Man Utd have offered a higher salary.

Ferguson up to his old tricks again, ay?? That's what happens when people let the cat out of the bag and give OUR targets away

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Basically, anyone with any "inside info" or "sources", wouldn't say anything on here.

While I enjoyed the general theme of your post I can't help but flag you up and say you are wrong on that part.

It might not be the 'obvious' ones on here but there are 1 or 2 who are rarely wrong and there is definetly one user on here who's defintely got an inside line.

And no, I'm not elaborating anymore than that :innocent06:

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