I Was Out In Town The Other Week

[Northern Red]

I was out in town the other week

and needed to 'pay a visit' so i nipped into a nearby pub toilet.

It had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.

So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so

I replied "Not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Err, just having a quick crap...How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some stupid #### in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

[CiderHider]

I was out in town the other week

and needed to 'pay a visit' so i nipped into a nearby pub toilet.

It had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.

So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so

I replied "Not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Err, just having a quick crap...How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some stupid #### in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

ahha good job he never saw you!

bet you went red

[BS10 RED]

I think that one was on here before and i fell for it horribly made me laugh again though

[Dinky Gems]

Oh dear, I actually giggled a little bit out loud! x