Beer Warning

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As today is the first Day of Sampling the wares in the Dolman, I felt I should pass on the results of this survey I came across recently .

Beer Contains Female Hormones

This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released

the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of

female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer

consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones

(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men

turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the

test subjects:

1) argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

It's a good job we're CIDER drinkers