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Have been reading latest edition of Football 2008 magazine and they had a pre-season preview for each EPL team - in this was each teams 'best song of last season', found many of them ammusing/imaginative - here they are for your pleasure;

Arsenal: "Lasagne wooooooooah... Lasagne woooooooah... It had us all in fits...when Tottenham had the shits!"

Aston Villa: "Chim chimeney...chim chimeney...chim chim cherou...who needs Ronaldo when we've got Carew?"

Birmingham City: "Muamba ohhhhhhh...Muamba ohhhhhhh...He was a refugee...but now he's quality"

Blackburn: "Who's that coming over the hill?...it's Shabani Nonda, Shabani Nonda!"

Bolton: "You're just a fat spanish waiter...You're just a fat spanish waiter...fat spanish waiter...You're just a fat spanish waiter" (Liverpool's Rafa 'Manuel" Benitez is welcomed to the Reebok).

Chelsea: "Who let the freak out?...who, who, who, who?" (Chelsea welcome Peter Crouch)

Derby: "Wise, Wise whatever have you done...You've put Leeds in Division 1...You won't win a cup...You won't win a shield...Your biggest game will be Huddersfield"

Everton: "He's got red hair...but we don't care...Davey, Davey Moyes"

Fulham: "Where's your real dad?...where's your real dad?" (Fulham fans to Shaun Wright-Phillips)

Liverpool: "He's big...He's red...His feet stick out the bed...Peter Crouch...Peter Crouch"

Man City: "You put your transfer in...Your transfer out...In, out, in, out...You shake it all about...You do a Joey Barton and you ###### about..."

Man Utd: "Park, Park...Wherever you may be...You eat dogs in your home country...But it could be worse...You could be a scouse...Eating rats in your council house"

Middlesbrough: "Always believe in your soul...You've got the power to know...Your indestructible...Always believe it...You are Boa-teng!"

Newcastle: "Fat Eddie Murphy...You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" (Toon army greet Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink)

Portsmouth: "Ben-jani...Who-ah-whoh...He comes from Zimbabwe...He'll score eventually"

Reading: "He'll shoot...He'll score...He'll eat your labrador!" (Appreciation of their very own Seol Ki-Hyeon)

Sunderland: "Niall Quinn's taxi cabs are the best...So shove it up your a**e Easyjet...Fat Fred wouldn't do it for the Mags,...Niall Quinn's taxi cabs".

Tottenham: "Osama ohh...Osama ohh...He comes from Taliban...He is an Arsenal fan!"

West Ham: "If you made a lot of money selling biscuits...Buy our club"

Wigan: "There's only one Emile Heskey...He used to be s***e...But now he is alright...Walkin' in a Heskey wonderland"

What would ours be?

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Ecko

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I remember city fans chanting

"your going home in a ####ing ambulance"

at the paramedics as they walked past the away section at Cheltenham during a pre-season friendly a couple of seasons ago. Cracked me up at the time.

"Your going home in a St Johns ambulance"

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He's big, he's black,

he's had a knife attack,

Devon White, Devon White.

City at Twerton about 2 weeks after the incident with his neighbour.

edit: Cardiff away a couple of years back.

Lone girl stood with all the City fans right next to the fence where all the main barracking was going on.

Cardiff fans chanted :- "Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the ar$e"?

City fans sang back "She does and we're proud of her, she does and we're proud of her".

Quite a surreal moment in that both sets of fans laughed for a few moments before hostilities recommenced!!

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Showing my age now......

If you're standing on the corner

R*vers scarf around your neck

City boys are going to get you

We will break your ######ing neck

la la la la, la la la la etc

Hardly, as it is still sang in certain quarters at every game. Stupid old fart. :innocent06:

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He's big, he's black,

he's had a knife attack,

Devon White, Devon White.

City at Twerton about 2 weeks after the incident with his neighbour.

edit: Cardiff away a couple of years back.

Lone girl stood with all the City fans right next to the fence where all the main barracking was going on.

Cardiff fans chanted :- "Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the ar$e"?

City fans sang back "She does and we're proud of her, she does and we're proud of her".

Quite a surreal moment in that both sets of fans laughed for a few moments before hostilities recommenced!!

That is hilarious!!! :laugh::rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br:

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Has to be Forest away last season

We sang

"You're not famous anymore!"

They sang

"You're not famous anyway!"

Again another genuinely funny moment.

Someone will have to dig up the YouTube clip from I think it was the Bournemouth fans, they were taunting Forest that we were winning on the last day of the season and therefore we were promoted and they weren't.

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Has to be Forest away last season

We sang

"You're not famous anymore!"

They sang

"You're not famous anyway!"

Again another genuinely funny moment.

Someone will have to dig up the YouTube clip from I think it was the Bournemouth fans, they were taunting Forest that we were winning on the last day of the season and therefore we were promoted and they weren't.

That was funny aswell.

Anyone hear/remember the eminem chants we gave to that steward at Carlisle? They were funny at the time!

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Not City related but there were a few gems from other teams at the weekend. Plymouth fans singing 'Can you swim in your front room' to the Hull fans and also to the tune of 'Tradegy' the Palace fans at Soton 'Tragedy, when its half past 3 and your 3 nill down, its tragedy''

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Can anyone remember a small section of the Lower Dolman block G we were singing to a stweard:

"He's got sand in his eyes, He's a ginger surprise and his name is Miiiiick Hucknall, Hucknall"..........(To the tune of Ohhhhh Basso)

Ah yes. He is still down the Dolman every week, albeit, they have moved him slightly up from below N Block now!!

They say he is emotionally scarred now. Gotta laugh. :icecream:

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Has to be Forest away last season

We sang

"You're not famous anymore!"

They sang

"You're not famous anyway!"

Again another genuinely funny moment.

Someone will have to dig up the YouTube clip from I think it was the Bournemouth fans, they were taunting Forest that we were winning on the last day of the season and therefore we were promoted and they weren't.

Had a look around...is this the one you mean?:

Crewe fans taunting the Forest fans on the last day of the season. Sounds distinctly like "Bristol City are 2-0!" Or could be something completely different! Sound quality isn't great.

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Had a look around...is this the one you mean?:

Crewe fans taunting the Forest fans on the last day of the season. Sounds distinctly like "Bristol City are 2-0!" Or could be something completely different! Sound quality isn't great.

I think Dolls means when we were away at Carlisle and we went 2-1 up then the Bournemouth fans started singing that we were 2-1 up.

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