Meh Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 can't even park. Why do it?Get yourself a nice modest Fiesta or a Focus. Why should I have to put up with your effing gas guzzling tank parked 4 foot from the kerb?It doesn't make your ugliness go away just because you have some real power at your control; or lack of control as the case is.Get a car to match your size and looks, not your over-inflated ego because Islan at the hair-dressers says you look stunning. Of course he does at 80 notes a cut and blow-dry you daft bint.As that feels better. Tomorrow: gay men acting really faggity. Why do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 You wanna be reading some Freud, old chap.A tad stressful is being born, having to face the harsh realities of mankind far away from the cosy habitat of our Mothers wombs. A mentle securety blanket is developed, it is called the ego. It entails a sense of well being in a comparetive scale in relation to those around us thus providing a feeling of adequacy and reassurance that we are infact ''ok''.For many this necessecity comes at a cost of other more rewarding and beneficial returns such as genuine friendship, love , fun and even happiness. Bless these egocentric, exploited, attention whores effectively zooming down the street screaming ''Aren't I great!''. Yes love, you're fantastic, well done you, pat pat. Now run along little girl, you may have successfully aspired to the current and very temporary image of what constitutes 'cool' but you're boring me silly.People who experianced unconditional love as children are the most fortunate of them all. Nothing to prove, nothing to hide...RegardsMe xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Now that's what I call chilled.I have an issue with bad driving (get out of the middle of the road) and with tailgaters.But I find that , contrary to stereotype, lorry drivers are good drivers and tractor drivers are very considerate. On the way home tonight one even pulled up onto the grass and stopped to let four cars past. BMW drivers are knobs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted August 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 BMW drivers are knobs though.A few years ago, there was a picture of a black BMW with lots of metal forks standing up on the outside of it (advertising some sort of Uri-Gellar type thing I think.Anyhoo, underneath it, the caption read :-"The first BMW where the pr***s are on the outside.Sums it up really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I have a corsa, and living in Clifton I have had to learn to park, please may I be allowed to drive to Blackpool this weekend?(I'm 5ft 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted August 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I have a corsa, and living in Clifton I have had to learn to park, please may I be allowed to drive to Blackpool this weekend?(I'm 5ft 2)Yes, provided you wear knee-high stilettos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eamer Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Women shouldn't drive big cars. Bad things can happen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 can't even park. Why do it?Get yourself a nice modest Fiesta or a Focus. Why should I have to put up with your effing gas guzzling tank parked 4 foot from the kerb?It doesn't make your ugliness go away just because you have some real power at your control; or lack of control as the case is.Get a car to match your size and looks, not your over-inflated ego because Islan at the hair-dressers says you look stunning. Of course he does at 80 notes a cut and blow-dry you daft bint.As that feels better. Tomorrow: gay men acting really faggity. Why do it?Obviously visited Buckinghamshire then Neo? Spot on though', and don't start me on the school run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Women shouldn't drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Yes, provided you wear knee-high stilettos.And a mini skirt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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