badger22 Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Ok, this is a stupid idea, but lm going to share it anyway. Please don't reply in a sarastic manor as l hate people who do that!!!Anyway, here it is.... you ready? okWe play in red yeah? so..... wait for it''come on you reds''I was thinking if you drag out the reds bit, it could be catchy? What do ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Those blooming Villa supporters are renowned for their wit and speed of thought. It's so clever of them to have composed such an unusual chant. Apparantly they have others ...One gentleman shout starts the chant by shouting out: "Give me a V" (with 3 beats to the "V" so it comes out as "Vee-ee-ee") - which is echoed by the rest of the supporters shouting "Vee-ee-ee". Then the gentleman shouts again: "Give me an I" - which is echoed again. This continues until the name "V-I-L-L-A" has been completely spelt out at which point everyone shouts out the name and claps.How about we adapt it? Someone could shout "Give me a B" and so on until we've spelt out "Bristol City Football Club". We could probably make that chant last the entire first half. What do you think? I think that it could be a winner (although it makes me glad I don't support Inverness Caledonian Thistle). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Those blooming Villa supporters are renowned for their wit and speed of thought. It's so clever of them to have composed such an unusual chant. Apparantly they have others ...One gentleman shout starts the chant by shouting out: "Give me a V" (with 3 beats to the "V" so it comes out as "Vee-ee-ee") - which is echoed by the rest of the supporters shouting "Vee-ee-ee". Then the gentleman shouts again: "Give me an I" - which is echoed again. This continues until the name "V-I-L-L-A" has been completely spelt out at which point everyone shouts out the name and claps.How about we adapt it? Someone could shout "Give me a B" and so on until we've spelt out "Bristol City Football Club". We could probably make that chant last the entire first half. What do you think? I think that it could be a winner (although it makes me glad I don't support Inverness Caledonian Thistle).Why not shorten it and just have C-I-T-Y? Could be onto a big winner there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTop Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I'm useless at all this song writing stuff.I can't think of one for the Bristol City.Wait a minute.....I feel your frustration, Chivs. I also support the one team in Bristol. There's only one team in Bristol. And yet I've been trying without success to think of a song that truly expresses my wish to communicate this allegiance to opposing fans.Perhaps someone on this forum will have an idea about an effective way of doing this in a musical fashion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I feel your frustration, Chivs. I also support the one team in Bristol. There's only one team in Bristol. And yet I've been trying without success to think of a song that truly expresses my wish to communicate this allegiance to opposing fans.Perhaps someone on this forum will have an idea about an effective way of doing this in a musical fashion?How about something along the lines of...There was 1 team called Rovers in Bristol1 team called Rovers in Bristol1 team called Rovers1 team called Rovers1 team called Rovers in BristolBut then the pikey's from Twerton got burned downThen the pikey's from Twerton got burned down etc etc etcNo? Coat's on. Now where's the nearest window to pick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Yeh and the other day my old man said be a Roverzzzz fan - I can't tell you my reply - it's a family show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Could we not sing "Goodnight Irene?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Yeh and the other day my old man said be a Roverzzzz fan - I can't tell you my reply - it's a family show!happened to me the other week, my reply:"no thanks, sod off, balls, i your an idiot, i enjoy being smart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Ok then. If you didn't like my last suggestion how about a chant for our goalie:Oh Weale-oOh Weale-o (to be sung ad nauseum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Saw a gashead on the corner of my street today and I told him....If your standing on the corner, rovers scarf round your neck, the City boys are going to get you, they will break your'ahem' neck!You could put it to music and make a song up!Just call me a musical genius!!!!!U REDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Red Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Hey, just got another one...How about a song that goes to the tune, and rhymes with..."One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow"Just change "mow" into another verb and "meadow" to a place not in Bristol, and could be onto something there...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I feel your frustration, Chivs. I also support the one team in Bristol. There's only one team in Bristol. And yet I've been trying without success to think of a song that truly expresses my wish to communicate this allegiance to opposing fans.Perhaps someone on this forum will have an idea about an effective way of doing this in a musical fashion?There is indeed only one team in Bristol. But that doesn't help us with a song. I do know that you need to keep it short and snappy to appeal to the songster on the terrace.I've given this some thought and have listed what I like about our club1. For Bristol City2. For the boys in red3. For the fans down Ashton Gate4. I'll follow them until the ticket prices get too extortionateI'm thinking I could turn this into a song but I need to work on the last line as it doesn't scan. Any thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 As Rovers are the family club in Bristol, it would be quite nice to make up a family based song about them.Something about sisters and mothers and uncles and brothers? I can see a rhyme, just need to link it all together and finish it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redtilldead Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 This thread is without doubt the FUNNIEST I have ever read on here, It is actually making me laugh out loud, I love it.Absolutely brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyRed Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 At closing time my local barman told me to finish my cider. Don't know if there is a song in here somewhere, but I thought it was worth sharing, because tonight I'm going to be merry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I think we should sing a song praising the Russian military. Something catchy, just two words repeated by differentsections of the crowd. Any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted August 21, 2007 Admin Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Could we not sing "Goodnight Irene?"Can't say I care much for Irene. In fact I'm more likely to sing a song telling her to eff off.I suppose if I were feeling generous towards the end of the song I could reliably inform the Sagheads which way there club was heading this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I think we should sing a song praising the Russian military. Something catchy, just two words repeated by differentsections of the crowd. Any ideas?Eastern FrontEastend FrontEastern Frontetc etcI think I see where you're coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Pal of mine and I, we hate Nottingham Forest. But no matter because instead, we will follow City over land and sea and Cardiff apparantly - provided we can find a seat on one of the Cats coaches not already taken by one of the hoardes of spare drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted August 21, 2007 Admin Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 I think we should sing a song praising the Russian military. Something catchy, just two words repeated by differentsections of the crowd. Any ideas?Failing that we could taunt opposing teams by comparing them to the Russian Navy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Eastern FrontEastend FrontEastern Frontetc etcI think I see where you're coming from.They'll never take the Eastern End, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 How about a song for the makers of the kit which we had to suffer before changing to Puma ... "Your sewing's crap - it's unbelievable" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 blimey, you've started me off now......There I was sat on the loo, thinking to myself.. 'I've started - so I'll finish'.. when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a roll of cheap toilet paper....WHAT!!! I exclaimed... Wheres the Andrex???...And before I knew it, -quicker even than Stephen Hawkins could say Dariosz Dziekanowski ... I found myself chanting.. 'You're Not Fit To...... You're Not Fit To...... YOU'RE NOT FIT TO WIPE MY NOSE!!' at the bog roll.Well, where did that come from I thought.. I bet, with a little bit of tweaking, "some clever so 'n so could take that & turn it into some kind of football chant!".. hmm, funny what goes through yer mind while sat on the bog innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 What about this ladsA little bit of NOBLE in our livesA little bit of MURRAY down the sidesA little bit of JOHNSON is what we needA little bit of SPROULE with his speedA little bit of CAREY in defenceA little bit of ELLIOT hes immenseA little bit of singing from the FANS And a little bit from TRUNDLE cos hes our man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haster, your absolutely wasted mate....That simply is BRILLIANT.Well done, top of the class........even post of the year mate!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTop Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 This thread is becoming really interesting and credit to you all for coming up with some great new ideas for chants. However, having discussed this with a few mates, we decided that what we really want to tell the lads was that we would support them evermore. However, we were stumped when it came to working out how to achieve this.Can anyone think of how I might do it in a manner that is both entertaining and rhythmic? If so, I think it could possibly form the basis of an exciting new chant that you could all join in too. Isn't that a brilliant idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC1968 Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Hes Quick,Hes Fast,He'll whoop your ferkin arse ,Ivan sproule ,Ivan sproule .. (just a thought ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Hes Quick,Hes Fast,He'll whoop your ferkin arse ,Ivan sproule ,Ivan sproule .. (just a thought )He's quickHe's fastHe'll leave you on your ass???Ivan SprouleIvan Sproule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 How about a song for the makers of the kit which we had to suffer before changing to Puma ... "Your sewing's crap - it's unbelievable"wasn't "Total F-ing Garbage" enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Another pal of mine, the other day, found a £20 note in a "house of ill repute". Score in a brothel ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_mack Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 the other day I was in town and I could sense tension and anger in the air so I said to my friend, "ooo o ooo o lalalala - I predict social disharmony and possible authority upheaval" - could this work at a rather dishy football match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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