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Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit?

A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one)

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?

A: A burglar.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?

A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

Q: What do you say to a scouser on a bike?

A: Stop Thief!

Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?

A: Big Mac and fries please.

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What are you looking at?

Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?

A: The Bride

:dunno:

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