PhatWill Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit? A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one) Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut. Q: What do you say to a scouser on a bike? A: Stop Thief! Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please. Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What are you looking at? Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ? A: The Bride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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