Admin Maesknoll Red Posted March 29, 2004 Admin Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline Telephone Dialing Instructions: If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1...repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are a paranoid-delusional, there is no need to press anything. We already know who you are and what you want. If you are schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. No one will answer you. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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