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We have had some poetry today...how about some limericks?

An award will be made to the best limerick starting with this line:

As I was travelling to Ashton Gate,

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As I was travelling to Ashton Gate,

I met a fan in a drunken state

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Woss best way to the ground me babber? How bist?

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By the look of ee, (I said) it's pi**ed!

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Guest dez_gimred

As i was travelling to Ashton Gate

i saw plymouths friio take the bate

as roberts stood proud with a rod

waving a nice fat piece of cod

which was poisoned, which the fat tw*t ate!

Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin....

:P

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A limerick has 5 lines. The first and second lines have 8 syllables each, the third and fourth have 5 each and the last one has 9.

Perhaps a good first line would be:

There once was a man at the Gate,

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.....,

.....,

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There once was a bloke called Orj

Whilst on the forum his willy'd engorge

A pedantic git

His posts were all shiiit

Who dreamt daily of felching Boy George

For example.

Only kidding Orj. I love your posts really. Plus I still owe you a beer.

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Guest bemmyred

There once was a man at the gate

Whose decisions determined our fate

He played a leftie out right

A centre half who was sh##e

And a striker who most didn't rate !

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There once was a bloke called redrocks

Who posted whilst fondling his box

He found that his screen

Didn't stay very clean

So he took to ham-shanking, with socks

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Guest H Block Drum n' Bass
There once was a man at the gate

Whose decisions determined our fate

He played a leftie out right

A centre half who was sh##e

And a striker who most didn't rate !

Are you a poet bemmyred? Thats pretty good!
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