Br 1st ol Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 We have had some poetry today...how about some limericks? An award will be made to the best limerick starting with this line: As I was travelling to Ashton Gate, .............................................. .............................................. ............................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city3rovers2 Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 As I was travelling to Ashton Gate, just me and my bestest mate I saw a lad, a nice young guy in a dark green shirt, just walking by With us to the 1st was his fate. Bit lame, but it kind of works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 As I was travelling to Ashton Gate, I met a fan in a drunken state .............................................. Woss best way to the ground me babber? How bist? .............................................. By the look of ee, (I said) it's pi**ed! ............................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dez_gimred Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 As i was travelling to Ashton Gate i saw plymouths friio take the bate as roberts stood proud with a rod waving a nice fat piece of cod which was poisoned, which the fat tw*t ate! Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orj Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 A limerick has 5 lines. The first and second lines have 8 syllables each, the third and fourth have 5 each and the last one has 9. Perhaps a good first line would be: There once was a man at the Gate, ........, ....., ....., ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 There once was a bloke called Orj Whilst on the forum his willy'd engorge A pedantic git His posts were all shiiit Who dreamt daily of felching Boy George For example. Only kidding Orj. I love your posts really. Plus I still owe you a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bemmyred Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 There once was a man at the gate Whose decisions determined our fate He played a leftie out right A centre half who was sh##e And a striker who most didn't rate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orj Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 There once was a bloke called redrocks Who posted whilst fondling his box He found that his screen Didn't stay very clean So he took to ham-shanking, with socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Plus I still owe you a beer. RR, I think that currently stands at a barrel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H Block Drum n' Bass Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 There once was a man at the gate Whose decisions determined our fate He played a leftie out right A centre half who was sh##e And a striker who most didn't rate ! Are you a poet bemmyred? Thats pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool 0 Bristol City 1 Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 As I was travelling to Ashton Gate, I realised I'd made a terrible mistake, Everyone in blue, a terrible stench, I'd arrived at the Rovers ground,pride of the Conference.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 hows abouts: i was once on my way to Ashton Gate, WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.. WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.. SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.. January was my favourite date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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