Great Female Comebacks

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Great Female Comebacks

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> Man: " Haven't we met before? "

> Woman: " Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. "

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> Man: " Haven't I seen you someplace before?

> Woman: " Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. "

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> Man: " Is this seat empty? "

> Woman: " Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. "

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> Man: " So, wanna go back to my place? "

> Woman: " Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? "

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> Man: " Your place or mine? "

> Woman: " Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. "

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> Man: " I'd like to call you. What's your number? "

> Woman: " It's in the phone book. "

> Man: " But I don't know your name ".

> Woman: " That's in the phone book too. "

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> Man: " So what do you do for a living? "

> Woman: " I'm a female impersonator. "

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> Man: " Hey, baby, what's your sign? "

> Woman: " Do not Enter "

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> Man: " How do you like your eggs in the morning? "

> Woman: " Unfertilized!!! "

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> Man: " Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason

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> Woman: " Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks! "

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> Man: " I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy. "

> Woman: " You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane? "

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> Man: " I know how to please a woman. "

> Woman: " Then please leave me alone. "

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> Man: " I want to give myself to you. "

> Woman: " Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. "

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> Man: " If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. "

> Woman: " Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

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> Man: " Your body is like a temple. "

> Woman: " Sorry, there are no services today. "

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> Man: " I'd go through anything for you. "

> Woman: " Good! Let's start with your bank account. "

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> Man: " I would go to the end of the world for you. "

> Woman: " Yes, but would you stay there? "

[Guest spudweiser30]

very funny indeed