Blondes

[kiwicolin]

JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE 'BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER', ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS!

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'

The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes

[alexrusselsboot]

...and obviously, like Big Tone, you haven't heard of Ernie - The Fastest Milkman In The West.

[BigTone]

...and obviously, like Big Tone, you haven't heard of Ernie - The Fastest Milkman In The West.

I most certainly have. My old man used to have the record and play it incessantly just to drive me suicidal (along with Mr Custer by Charlie Drake). One day his beloved record went missing never to be seen again..........try the incinerator Dad!!