Sir Colby-Tit Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 A Major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Knowle Westin the early hours of Friday with its epicentre near the Chip Shop.Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering"Faaackinell". The earthquake decimated the area causingapproximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections ofmementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyondrepair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Manylocals were woken well before their giros arrived.GWR reported that hundreds of residents were confused andbewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact thatsomething interesting had happened in Bristol. One resident,Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such ashock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroomcrying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm sleptthrough it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up andwatching Trisha the next morning." Apparently looting, muggings andcar crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British RedCross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny delight tothe area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are stillsearching through the rubble and have found large quantities ofpersonal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery fromElizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Pound land.HOW CAN YOU HELP?This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels forthose unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothingis most sought after - items most needed include: Fila or Burberrybaseball caps Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers), Shell suits(female), White sport socks, Rockport boots and any other itemsusually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, butare needed all the same.Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans,Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buyschips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5 buys B&Hand a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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