Mr Mosquito Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 A Woman's Scorn... Hollowhead's wife came home from a taxing conference to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard where she put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle, which she threw out the door. Next she picked up a hacksaw. Hollowhead was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in Hollowhead's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RedwardsV1 Posted April 11, 2004 Report Share Posted April 11, 2004 BRILLIANT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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