beau45 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 blimey, poor sod, makes me feel sorry for him and a bit bad laffing so much. did you have a bird's eye view then? (snigger) - how old was he? Must of been in his early 20's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Must of been in his early 20's! His age Vick, his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 His age Vick, his age. He was the one in his twenties, Vickys not a day over 37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beau45 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 He was the one in his twenties, Vickys not a day over 37 No need to be bitter and twisted about age my love, its only a number at the end of the day! :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 No need to be bitter and twisted about age my love, its only a number at the end of the day! :tongue: Settle rocky, settle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 No need to be bitter and twisted about age my love, its only a number at the end of the day! :tongue: Heck if your 37, I'm at least 45!! And to get the thread back on topic, altogether now "Stand up, if youve p***ed yourself, stand up if youve p***ed yourself!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddarren Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Yeh, before we left the carpark he actually went down and asked the driver if he could jump off the bus quickly but he told him he didnt have time and we promptly left......It was a long drawn out job for sure - you could see him physically getting redder and redder the more he was having to hold it in.....He must have been in agony but its no excuse. I'm sure bottles were offered to him but for some reason he preferred to wet himself. The bloke sat next to him showed the way and took a piss in a bottle........ I love that statement, mate - you make it sound like he weighed up all the options rationally !!! cheers for all the details and stuff - can't wait to share this one with the lads in the sun this weekend!! and if anyone ID's him, let us know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddarren Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Heck if your 37, I'm at least 45!! And to get the thread back on topic, altogether now "Stand up, if youve p***ed yourself, stand up if youve p***ed yourself!" you ain't serious? tell me you ain't serious? !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 you ain't serious? tell me you ain't serious? !! Oh yes we did!!!! Along with "if youve all had a wee clap your hands, all had a wee clap your hands, all had a wee all had a wee if youve all had a wee clap your hands" (that was in honour of the other 2 who had managed to get their wee wees into bottles.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 He told us....she was sat next to me. And yes we had made it into wales before he "went" Funny, but on our coach we were singing a variant of "Always wee on the Welsh side of the bridge". Good for him for following the spirit of the song literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Funny, but on our coach we were singing a variant of "Always wee on the Welsh side of the bridge". Good for him for following the spirit of the song literally. Ah yes we did that one as well, it now holds special meaning for me :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddarren Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Oh yes we did!!!! Along with "if youve all had a wee clap your hands, all had a wee clap your hands, all had a wee all had a wee if youve all had a wee clap your hands" (that was in honour of the other 2 who had managed to get their wee wees into bottles.) and I had got the impression you were such a nice lass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 and I had got the impression you were such a nice lass! Cheers! I just like having a laugh thats all, and when an opportunity to take the mick out of someone like that arises, well whats a girl to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddarren Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Cheers! I just like having a laugh thats all, and when an opportunity to take the mick out of someone like that arises, well whats a girl to do. oh believe me, if I'd been there I'd have still been laughing now, trust me. last question and then I'll start me packing () although kibs was probably best placed (literally) to answer this one... ...how did he react when he was actually "doing it"? it must have been some relief for him if he'd been gagging for it since the coach left? I still can't believe he did it!! wonder what his mum or missus said when he got home? what a laugh from a simple text, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 He covered his "bits" up with a newspaper, the newspaper was later on the floor of the bus and was soaking wet. Thats all I could see. I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddarren Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight now! soz!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kibs Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I love that statement, mate - you make it sound like he weighed up all the options rationally !!! He did weigh up all the options but it must have been hard to make a rational decision and in the end he just left it too late!! I have to say the mocking throughout was superb as you can imagine...... He covered his "bits" up with a newspaper, the newspaper was later on the floor of the bus and was soaking wet. Thats all I could see. I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight now! You and me both......Scarred for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beau45 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 You and me both......Scarred for life. Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kibs Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Me too! I think it has taken its toll on quite a few of us..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe this season Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 It was lucky he only wanted a wee. :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddarren Posted March 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 It was lucky he only wanted a wee. :noexpression: not sure he will be counting himself "lucky" at all, to be honest!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 It was lucky he only wanted a wee. :noexpression: Oh please, I'm eating my breakfast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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