Joke

[kiwicolin]

PANTIES ON A PLANE

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the

first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al , but I'm going to wear me sum

hot pink panties beefo I get on that plane.'

'Why you going to wear dem fo?' the other two asked?

The first replied, 'Cause, if that plane goes down and I'm out dare

laying butt-up in a conefield, dey going to find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-going to wear me some floeesant orange

panties.'

'Why you going to wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I

be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not going to wear any panties........

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'that's right girlfriends, you hears me right.

I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey

always look for the black box first.'

An Old man back from Thailand with his new Thai bride.

Lying in bed, the Thai bride is playing with his manhood,

slowly up and down,

and the old boy says "You must love that, you haven't left it

alone, since we got back."

The bride replies, "Not really, I just miss mine."