Before their inaugural parachute jump the sergeant goes once more through the routine.
"Ok lads,Line up ,when the red light changes to green you jump.
Count "one thousand and one ,one thousand and two ,pull the ripcord ,look up to Check your chute is open"
"If your chute fails to open ,count ,one thousand and one ,one thousand and two and pull the emergency ripcord to your right"
A voice pipes up "Sarge ,what If the emergency chute does n't open "
" well ,lovely boy ,If the spare does n't open ,you flap your arms and shout "geronimo"
When they reach the correct altitude ,the doors open and one by one they jump.
"One thousand and one ,one thousand and two..."
When all have jumped they close the aircraft door.
Suddenly they hear a knocking ,tap, tap,tap.
Surprised they reopen the door only to find squaddie flapping his arms madly
"Please Sarge ,what was the name of that ficking indian ? "