Major Isewater

Dare i say "first time for everything" glances nervously at the scoreline; Could this be the day that the opposition feel hard done by ?

how many Oldham fans have his name on their shirts i wonder ?

sideways ,no doubt

not if you speak swedish you don't !

At least 2 more for another JET hatrick ;bring it on

Earth calling RISK77, we have a problem

how rude interrupting our forum with a JET goal

You have n't perhaps but i was n't all that impressed and the lunar beer had no taste

you must be almost as rich as Steve Lansdown,three beers , wow

They are playing right into our hands,open flowing football,We'll wait until they score a couple and then we'll strike be afraid Oldham,be very afraid

in France it's 3-0 city but this is an alternative universe !

thank you for that ,Have a beer !

someone had to go there

Does he drive a Swiss Rolls ?

This is n't Meetic ,take it outside

was thinking the same thing ,is everyone at the Gate ? Make some noise !

and you sir you're spilling is mognaficent

number 4 can be sorted just give me names on a stamped adressed envelope to The Grim Reaper, Ashton Vale weddings,christenings and Bah mitzvahs. Special discounts for groups. Why wait give me a call. A service to DIE for !

You are assuming they can read !

Do the Gas have to copy everything we do?

Desert training for the squaddies about to leave for the middle east. Sargent " ok lads ,you are in the desert and out of water,you come across an abandoned vehicule,this could save your life but how? "Jones" "Well Sir ,i'd empty the water from the radiator and drink the condensation water that is pure" "Excellent reply,Parker " "Well sir,i'd strip the seats and use the material to make a protection from the sun " "Another excellent reply,well done Parker.Kelly" "Well sir,i'd take off the door" "The door ? Why ?" "Well sir,If it got hot i could wind the window down"