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Stern John? Comic sans Jon??

But, it never rained/rains during term-time. It always rained/rains during half-term. As every parent knows. Except you?

I'm currently trying to help my teenage son understand this.

and reached a League Cup final.

They do that and we move in on Banjo Island ...

Any of them younger than 70?

Football managers get things wrong, in football. From time to time.

We seem to have Guernsey sown up, what about Alderney and Sark? Have we looked there?

Was the tracksuit sporting his initials?

You have over-egged yer omelette, there. For me. A bit less is more. Brevity is the soul of wit, as Danny Mills put it on the radio the other night

That's one way of putting it

100 per cent. No, 110 per cent. Indifference is the greatest insult. Sadly, we are some way away from that ever happening. I don’t expect your post and thoughts to gather many "likes," sadly. Interesting ... very interesting!

What about Leeds fans?

Me! I was! Who remembers Corinthian Casuals away? (Good game, this)

They won the toss, I think.

If you weren't at Newport '82, or indeed Halifax away midweek the following season, you ain't true City. And don't start with the: "I was 2 then/not even born," not listening ....

They were together?

Late 60s, at a guess, with the "taking of ends," and scrapping and kicking **** out of scrafers andso on, and in Bristol, with the attempts to take not just "ends," but entire grounds, when the opportunity presents itself.

This comes to pass, when a child is born. Ivor hums: "Aha aha, ha ha haha. Hmm, hmm hmmm hmm, hmmm, hmm hmm" And all of this happens because the world is waiting, Waiting for one city, Red, blue, red white and blue, **** who knows But a city that will grow up and turn tears into laughter Hate to love, war to peace, and L2 promotions into European finals And misery and suffering - and finishing below Luton and Preston - will be forgotten forever (more hummimg) ...... It's all a dream, an illusion now It must come true, sometime soon somehow (better recruitment, for starters) .........

You pay him to much attention - trust me.

Indeed. Same for the level of competition, and so achievement.

I trust you. What happens now?

This is the sort of excitement we could be experiencing, if only Nige would take us down and quit fighting off relegation every year. Let's go home, let's go back to the lower divisions!

You don't think our defence is bad?

But maybe not Fridays