(Warning: this post contains content that includes stereotypes that some easily-offended souls might find offensive, but here goes anyhow) -
Yeah, keep hearing that the cost of living, and food, and heating, and fuel, is tipping people over the edge, and they cannae afford tae fry their Mars bars or give their weans Lager. They must have "McKewan's Lager Banks" up there, I suppose. And all thumbed a lift off down to sunny southern Spain.
Cannae think why they want tae leave the union, if they can all afford tae go oot on the piss in Seville right noo when inflation's 9% you have tae wonder if that First Minister of theirs isnae pulling the tweed o'er the voters ayes. Methinks the lady doth protest tae much.
Or its all Celtic fans agitating for independence.