Mad Cyril

That run would see at least 2 changes in Manager at Watford.

I think you missed "vocal fans moving to A Block"

Clear video footage of Stones taking out Wells with a baseball bat on the 6 yard line.... Goes to VAR.... "No Penalty".

After priority for season tickets holders and then members, maybe the club could go oldskool like for Liverpool tickets in 1994..... Vouchers handed out at the next 4 home games, then queue up for 18 hours outside the ticket office. Nice little boost to gate receipts too...

That is dreadful. Infantino should be able to trouser as much cash from the Women's World Cup as he did from the Men's. The sooner we can get equality for the women's game, the sooner FIFA top brass can update their yachts.

Why would FIFA send us money for Diedhou when he isn't our player. Is this a bung or just dodgy money laundering?

I am quite proud of our Bell right now. Imagine the profile when he out paces Kyle Walker to slot the winner.

Are you my wife????

To be fair, no matches between clubs from the same league is ever of much interest in the cup. They already play each other twice in the league, and with full strength teams too. The one good thing about the cup is the little guy competing with the big guy - AKA Urinal Football.

I heard he was known in the dressing room as "Tackle". Presumably referring to his second touch.

But Tins was offside.....

If you are approached by a pair of strange geezers with breath that smell of Werther's Originals and sherry, DO NOT take them up on an offer of a free spot on Coach One. I did that once. 3 hours in the baggage hold with a ball gag, a terrifying experience in a lay-by and then kicked out at the services. And we lost 3-0.

Maybe The Beatles? Drum and base set.

.... Of course, they won't have much luck if they have left their mobile number...

A lot of unfortunate coincidences there, none of which should be seen as your fault. By chance, were you recently employed as Chancellor of the Exchequer????

Is it less important to measure time spent sprinting, instead look at how fast and in which direction? E.G. Ivan Sproule vs Southampton - nearly broke the sound barrier, but nearly ended up down the Atyeo tunnel.

If the guy was wearing a coffin it's no wonder we leaked goals.

I am fairly confident several of you wedged me or Davros'ed me at some point over the years. Thank you.

Stage names dreamed up by the commercial department to raise more money from shirt name printing. No coincidence Joe Low has been loaned out.

It's so unfair. We get a bye to the third round and miss out on £108k of prize money. Curse you Infantino and your currupt goons.

Back in the day it was all about a big mob taking the "home section". This seems to be emerging again.... Difference is it used to be attempted by away fans, not home fans....

Fair play to any efforts to create a loud positive atmosphere. But believing it will be terrifying for opposition players or especially fans is pure fantasy. Name somewhere where you have ever been terrified by the noise a home section make??

Could it just be the club has an interest in all it's season ticket paying fans? We don't exactly have the massive 20 year waiting lists of certain clubs, so kicking people out of seats they have had for years with their mates still has to be carefully considered.....

That's the problem with frisky teenagers. Decent call to haul him off for a cold shower.

Hardly! Where was the Clean Air Zone in the 1960s?!? We are so lucky these days.