Mad Cyril

Can we bring back muddy pitches, heavy boots, laced balls and plague? Ah, the good old days....

Christ. I've done more damage to the traps than that after a night on Guinness and Madras. Come on Swansea, man up. Game's gone .

Anyone give 2 ####s about those couple of hundred longstanding season ticket holders currently located in block A? Just kick them out, move in the singing crowd and drop the prices by a tenner? Bit harsh???

Well you have just dissed and destroyed the childhood memory of the OP. You #$@$#. Who's next in your sights @Harry, the Tooth Fairy, Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny????

Can you give me 20 minutes. I am going to down 10 pints of rough and smash my head into a wall. I will then get it 100%.

You wonder if there is actually any need to give parents the right to watch matches. School matches seem to work just fine behind closed doors without nobber parents present trying to kick off verbally.

Same headline as my sex life

Talk about changing, not solving the problem. Mr Johnnie Diesel and his mates avoid the centre due to the charge. Makes the road less busy for Mr Bertie Petrol and his mates, who can travel in more frequently than before, so nothing really changes. It's not as if a half decent bus service is available as an alternative.

Hope he doesn't have the same agent as Ronaldo

Tactically, I would drop a penalty taker for an extra defender. I can't understand why no one else has seen this opportunity.

Give teams permission to tackle the keeper when he is in possession like in the old days. Big chunk of time wasting solved as well a resurgence of the entertainment gold watching keepers play on with broken necks....

Standing in the way of others at a football match is poor. Fans should learn to follow the example set by our players at corners....

The average stat for goals from corners is 3%, so a goal every 33 corners faced. If we have conceded 10 goals, that means we would have given away 330 corners so far this season to be 'average'. But, a bit like winning penalties, we are anything but average.

He is a hero - the last Bristol City player to score for England.

I hope no one is posting and driving at the same time.

That's a fake! Everyone knows football only started 104 years later.

I don't watch football for the thrill and pleasure of correct refereeing decisions, I go to watch the game being played. I hate VAR. Any ref who let's the game flow, is basically consistent, and goes largely unnoticed is a breath of fresh air. Ref was my MOTM last night.

I am confused. Are we losing Pearson to the sack because 2 pages ago we were losing him to Leicester City before we finished in the top two this season.

The closest a city player has come to scoring a penalty at Ashton Gate for 13(?) Seasons.....

When we are 1-2 down with 3 mins left on the clock, I don't think it is time to judge Pring's defensive qualities. Irrelevant. Bottom line is our wing backs get a free pass for space and should be causing mayhem... The starting two's delivery in the last 5 or so games has been about as threatening as a 12 year old in Stone Island.

If it was an ice hockey ref, play on, let them cuddle and shove and keep going until anyone hits the ice or dies. It was 50 - 50, but there were 3 of them and only Tommy went in to back his team mate. At the time the ref blew, we had the ball and were streaming forward. How refreshing to play on and let justice have been the outcome.

We have two keepers who are chalk and cheese. One pinned to the line, the other not able to stay on his line. Though both are top drawer one on one. Max saves a penalty today.... Not even a talking point.

We are blessed in the Championship where 3 clubs come down each season with their lovely parachute payments. So 50 % more teams in our league with a chance of winning it (3) than in Scotland where a lot less have a chance to win (2). Lucky us.

Should I stick my car keys in a bowl?

Just pop out in blue, you will soon clock the gist of it....