Mad Cyril

I would rather players delivered a performance before anyone delivers a song. There is a reason Vyner doesn't have one yet.

It's dodgy ground to start banning for life people who shouldnt be on the pitch. We might have lost half our squad before September is out.

It is a farce Nigel Blackwell (HMHB) never got Poet Laureate..... right up there with Baz Savage missing out on the ballon d'or

That bloke Elton John was particularly poor. Hope they can get something better this season.

Just imagine the world of disappointment he would have joined us in if had got a wife

Just have to hope he won't be deployed as a wing back

To be fair to the lad, he done well to put it out for a goal kick. I am pretty confident Baz Savage would have conceded a throw in. Maybe a corner at the other end on a bad day.

You may be missing the point of pre-season. Players getting fit, getting used to new formations etc etc? Maybe, but surely it's equally important our nutjob crew get their verbals aligned, knuckles hardened and new Columbian marching powder road tested.

Back in the day, qualification for the big European tournaments was simple and above board. I don't recall any French or Spanish teams playing in the Anglo-Italian Cup.

"Cardiff fans think our ground is.... lacking in toilet facilities"

Teachers need to get a grip. What next, kiss-chase without condoms?

So with the Yate game, that is 4 fixtures in one day. Meanwhile Pep and Jurgen burst into tears when they have 3 games in a week for their multi million pound squads of 50.

Simples. Keep the ball below head height or its a free kick. Like 5 a side but with lots more players.

Is the answer form a large group and chant Paedo at him?

Including THAT snippet: Trapped in the pub, I turned to Smudger. "Only chuck the glasses, keep the bottles for the close in work.."

What I want to know is where were our fizzy drink snipers during this battle?

We should respect the decision of the courts and accept their complete innocence. Just as I do with O J Simpson, Prince Andrew and the Catholic Church.

Would be nice if they were made from recycled/recyclable plastic.... or who knows, a digital card for your phone. (And yes, if you don't have a phone you can ask for the former)

Probably transgender then.

Fair point - I need to know who I have been transferred to so I can state I have always been a boyhood fan, dream come true etc....

How about a BOGOF offer for away fans. Offer Reading fans tickets for their game at Ashton Gate, and get a free ticket to another game at Ashton Gate this season? Only £14 a game. Any other club beat that?

This is one of those trick questions isn't it. So we have to work out who scored for City from inside his own half (but was no longer a City player) in the second division on the day the City game was shown on the division 3 highlights, while Bob Wilson was streaking at Ashton Gate against Brighton. Nicholas Anelka?

Utter rubbish you person I disagree with. Do you know nothing about football? Are you gas? Literally you have no idea. Fight?

Will Hull... Ever beat London 4-0 again?

New junior Reds, new kits, new players, new coaching staff.... lovely to see such a positive vibe about the club and on this forum. Just a shame the season has to start soon and ruin it all.