Mad Cyril

Bridgwater? Bridgwater? What you mean is his parents couldn't keep him there full stop. #Childline.

I agree. I wouldn't want to play Chris Martin. Prefer to play Cardiff every week instead.

Itrad that as dildos

Fair play to Vyner. Kept Gareth Bale anonymous.

Can't risk indecision. Any one near me who doesn't stink of cider and jump up like a madman everytime we win a corner gets lamped. Ask questions later. Fair enough right?

Liverpool play in the English Premier League. Weirdly, their supporters don't kick off about that despite claiming not to be English....

I am pretty confident Jimmy Lostin-Injurytime is going to do a stint for us at some point. The guy I really want is Pen Alty-Given

I was on the other Internet.

Clunge, clopper, growler, wizard's sleeve, hippo's yawn. Oh crap - wrong thread

Not sure we have had a man of the match, player of the match or even pick of the match for quite some time....

Small mercy plan B was the Bears bus and not Coach One....

"Give him a pay per play contract". "He is rubbish, we need to sell him" "Why don't they lower the price and fill the Gate?" And other fantasy clap trap...

Can't understand why we are short of cash. Anyway, meantime can someone remind me the best dodgy feed for the next home game, and the best place to get a pint and a pie away from the ground?

I have never rated Vyner since his mistake lost us the play-off final to Hull.

100%. When we had players like JET and Tomlin, we were no more likely to win than we are today... but at least I looked forward to going in case it was a day for one of those moments of magic.

I was rather hoping we might employ a few of those snipers from Squid Games round one.

Sunderland's average home attendance is over 30,000. There were 41000 at their game last week. Intimidate you say?

I would like to think the players would replicate match day commitment in every training session, conceding at least 2 goals in the last few minutes.

Me too. All I seem to get is naked women.

"Please can I have your suit???" Even worse.

Good preparation for the first team, spunking away a lead like that

It was so much easier to watch without paying back in the day.... you just leapfrogged the turnstile

Here's one - the "4th official" - waste of time stood there as a punch bag for bedwetting managers and to hold up a subs board.... get them on the pitch as a second (or 4th) set of eyes for the ref. Would soon sort out wrestling at corners for a start. And zero cost compared to VAR.

I have found I can save a few quid if I take my own food, drink outside the ground, borrow a mates season card and get the kit cheaper via a dodgy knock off site in China. Meanwhile, I wonder why the club keep posting big losses.

I would rather players delivered a performance before anyone delivers a song. There is a reason Vyner doesn't have one yet.