downendcity Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 There are only 2 rules at Bristol City FC. Rule 1: The owner is always right. Rule 2: If the owner is wrong then rule 1 applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 14 hours ago, Davefevs said: I'm guessing if they were made into commandments, they would be found in the "Ark at ee" of Covenants You shall not make any graven images - has been modernised to: You shall not make any rediculous goslscoring GIFs. Thou MUST make a ridiculous goal scoring gif! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall wear the kit, regardless of any stupid writing on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Having given everything on the pitch you should not be capable of walking off at the final whistle. Wait patiently to be carried off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red panda Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not sign up to OTIB (for the sake of thy own sanity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall not spit out your dummy, moan and whinge. You are a man so deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt pay homage to the older supporters who say to you ' we have seen it all before' and learn to say 'we have seen it all before' to your children and their children's children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not return to Egypt to play against Zamalek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRed Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 They that dwell in tents with their coats of many quarters & their eleven donkeys should be mindful of the Gap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Me The Money! Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not get done for GBH until club have safely pocketed cash from selling you Thou shall not give the fans the bird when they tell you how sh*t you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall bounce if the fans demand it via sing song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der no.2 Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall wip em over and dap em on any available head at every opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 And the lord sayeth arise lee, uh lee, i said arise... oh you already are. For you are the chosen one, selected by grace and good fortune to lead my own 11 red desciples by my son, the holy spirit himself, called by the mortals on earth "Mark ashton". Mark ashton knows all and sees all, and he shall provide numerous new guardians, from the cursed land of sweden, but they are to be ostracized, never to be seen again as their faith wilted, and used as an example to the non believers of the power that i possess. Thou mortals on earth shalt never question the wisdom of the holy spirit, and his collections of dna, or thou will risk great verbal punishment and abandonment from the lords bible, which i shall now bestow upon you, and shalt henceforth be named as otib. Thou shalt practice and accept the teachings of the holy spirit, and his chosen one, who shalt be called lee, and even though i have bestowed upon lee very small legs as part of a bet, he is a marvellous little fellow. I shall leave you now to go forth and multiply, and in the words of my other son, the holy ghost, st adge, thou must drink up thy cider, and praise me at my divine church, every other saturday afternoon, where ive put up some nice pics in the south stand of some of my old favourite red guardians, like saint john of atyeoshire. May peace be with all of thou, my children, and may you be rich of wealth and happy of thy soul. I must leaveth you know as my tea is ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall lie to @Dollymarie about timelines and announcements and staying or leaving at any given opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not worship the false god who`s name is Neil even if he hath resurrected the dead and thou hath witnessed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAZ MICHAELS Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt scupper the promotion hopes of thee blue few by signing their best player for peanuts just because thou can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eardun Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall # make Bristol proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eardun Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall say no, no, no to Swindon Town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shall not lie with dog kind as with womankind. It is an abomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Henceforth, on completion of thy training, when the time be deemed right, thou shalt be transferred to the Land of the Nomadic Tented Underdogs to complete thy mission. SL be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Thou shall get family members to sign up to OTIB and rant on your behalf about all sorts of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Thou shalt tellest thine old man, that if he doeth to tempt thee with foul gas, thou shalt rid his pestlilential entreaties with a lusty cry of FOBYAC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Dollymarie said: Thou shall get family members to sign up to OTIB and rant on your behalf about all sorts of things. Granny Joy and Wes Burns' old man... Any more player rellies on here past/present? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Never drink Dr Bowser's Brown Bowel Oil before a match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Thou shall be on the verge of leaving and some fans be slagging you off, and then thou shall stay and score two goals in two games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 He who try stealeth Aden Flint shall spend season in bottom 3 battling the drop. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's (fellow Championship club's) Centre Half, 'arry you sinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 11 hours ago, Septic Peg said: Granny Joy and Wes Burns' old man... Any more player rellies on here past/present? Hörður? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Thou shalt not be in a team that wins away at Wolves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Thou shalt not storm onto opposition team busses and start fights with their players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, CiderHider said: Thou shalt not storm onto opposition team busses and start fights with their players When was this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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