brizzlelou Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) "I said if you marry me it's football, football, football and then you", the look on his wife's face was just saying DIVORCE. How cringe was that!? Comedy gold that! Edited September 12, 2016 by brizzlelou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: In his Toyota.. which probably cost less than his watch. Sure his brother said he was on the Blackthorn End singing goodnight Eileen but that may have been a combination of my old ears and the Mrs jibber away in the background so can't be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Jesting aside. I thought Wally came across as a nice enough bloke. Well, nice enough as far as my experience of fake billionaires goes anyway. In fact, when considering the fake billionaires I've seen on a regional news program interviewed in Jordan, I'd almost go as far as saying he's the best one they've done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSRED Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 22 minutes ago, 54-46 said: Sure his brother said he was on the Blackthorn End singing goodnight Eileen but that may have been a combination of my old ears and the Mrs jibber away in the background so can't be sure 22 minutes ago, 54-46 said: Sure his brother said he was on the Blackthorn End singing goodnight Eileen but that may have been a combination of my old ears and the Mrs jibber away in the background so can't be sure I heard it as well he definitely said Eileen - typical gas retard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Hes probably a safe pair of hands, can't be worse than Higgs - hell, it's not like they have anything to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 So he categorically denies he's a billionaire. Will they all shut up now and crawl back under their rocks? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, pride of the west said: So he categorically denies he's a billionaire. Will they all shut up now and crawl back under their rocks? Oooh, but he would say that... (is what I imagine the deluded will come back with), we are still the 6 richest club in the galaxy and when you realise your premier league ambitions, we'll be playing the planet Zarg in the intergalactic super league, we're come for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) I like how the presenter started the piece off by saying how they are used to living in our shadow. Gold that Edited September 12, 2016 by pride of the west 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 On 13 August 2016 at 21:47, Smaller than a flea said: It's a virtual sellout tomorrow. Oxford have taken their 1,200 and over 9,000 have been sold in advance. POTD will soak up the rest. Darryl's strange new hairstyle is firmly gelled in place. Matty is wearing his lucky scoring pants. And our stunning new Macron kit is ready for its League debut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 It came across as a sporting Spinal Tap. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, NOTR said: It came across as a sporting Spinal Tap. But these have an IQ of 11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 3 hours ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said: Instead the guy is offering every man and his dog for a fight 3 hours ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said: 3 hours ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said: He's terrifying...for a mummys boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Loon plage said: He's terrifying...for a mummys boy. Isn't that dog meant to be wearing a high-viz jacket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said: In his Toyota.. which probably cost less than his watch. Dunno, can you get fake Toyotas ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Dunno, can you get fake Toyotas ? pretty sure you can get fake anything 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 4 hours ago, NOTBLUE said: Bert,is Alfie Biggs the one who kicked a copper,and was quite often dragged out of the Black Swan on Stapleton rd before home games. His foot slipped, it could have happened to anyone. And he was only in the Black Swan helping the landlord to empty his barrels. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, reddoh said: pretty sure you can get fake anything Fake investment Fake new stadium Fake Cat 2 Academy Fake Billionaires Not sure what point you're making here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just now, Bristol Rob said: Fake investment Fake new stadium Fake Cat 2 Academy Fake Billionaires Not sure what point you're making here... according to the wife fake man :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 44 minutes ago, pride of the west said: So he categorically denies he's a billionaire. Will they all shut up now and crawl back under their rocks? "Only the true messiah would deny his divinity" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: "Only the true messiah would deny his divinity" And the sags should know, they`ve followed a few. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Port Said Red said: "Only the true messiah would deny his divinity" Sorry but , he is not a messiah , he is a naughty boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Darkwood Red Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 They must follow his gord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) And now just to turn the world on its axis , what have the Jordanians ever done for us ? Edited September 12, 2016 by reddoh crap spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: "Only the true messiah would deny his divinity" Gas branded sandals coming to a shop somewhere soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Wally now thinking "half a dinari for my life story".... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, reddoh said: And now just to turn the world on its axis , what have the Jordanians every done for us ? Bought a canopy? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Port Said Red said: Bought a canopy? Hidden our debt off shore. Got carried down Gloucester Road (well that goes without saying....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1982 Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just now, 22A said: Page three http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/8112/start-development-uwe?page=3 there are some common sense posts there; "There are loads of situations right through the top 5 divisions where smaller clubs are above bigger clubs in the league pyramid.If that wasn't the case football would be crap.Personally I don't really care that much whether we are above them or below them in the league. I don't see being a Gashead as a constant mission to be higher in the league than them, the way I see it is being a Gashead is great and I hear shitheads talking about their club ( mates included) and it sounds so plastic and shallow. We don't have to be higher above them in the league to be better than them. I've got peace of mind". and others, well; "Gashead good, shythead bad, league position a sideshow for me but would still love to be above them. Enjoyed the Conference as much as league football but looking forward to the Championship next year and the Premiership the year after. Can't wait to see Chelsea etc at the mem for a season before the UWE". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1982 Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just now, reddoh said: Sorry but , he is not a messiah , he is a naughty boy Im not the messiah , now **** OFF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, 1982 said: Im not the messiah , now **** OFF one of the best lines in a movie that I have seen is 'are you men gods ?' answer 'No Englishmen the next best thing' this i believe was given by a scotishman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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