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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread


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54 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said:

Didn’t take long for the club to leave a lasting impression on him then. 

If you’d had to play for 14 minutes in our defence, you’d know exactly how he felt.

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3 minutes ago, weeble said:

If you’d had to play for 14 minutes in our defence, you’d know exactly how he felt.

He's like a reverse Nicky Hunt, we only had to see him for 14 minutes to know how he felt.

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7 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

As my mate texted me at the time; `If that *** ever pulls on a red shirt again that`s me done with City`

He was right too LR, Hunt was an absolute disgrace and clearly didn't give a shit! Thankfully, we don't see anything similar with the current crop and I hope we never do. 

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28 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

He was right too LR, Hunt was an absolute disgrace and clearly didn't give a shit! Thankfully, we don't see anything similar with the current crop and I hope we never do. 

He was useless but it has to be tempered a bit by the later revelations about his mental health at the time. I often wonder if the club knew he had problems when we signed him.

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4 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

He was right too LR, Hunt was an absolute disgrace and clearly didn't give a shit! Thankfully, we don't see anything similar with the current crop and I hope we never do. 

And to think we were paying him twice what we had offered Bradley Orr to stay !!

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Well guess who sold me two CDs in my village jumble sale recently, which turned out just to be empty cases with no music?

Step forward Gas CEO Martyn Starnes.

I guess the 50p I was stiffed over them pales into insignificance compared to the indignities the 15ers faithful have put up with.

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3 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Well guess who sold me two CDs in my village jumble sale recently, which turned out just to be empty cases with no music?

Step forward Gas CEO Martyn Starnes.

I guess the 50p I was stiffed over them pales into insignificance compared to the indignities the 15ers faithful have put up with.

Well at least you can sleep easy knowing that you have helped to feed a poor unfortunate soul for another few days.

The alternative is that you've just bought yourself a place on their board 😳

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5 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Well guess who sold me two CDs in my village jumble sale recently, which turned out just to be empty cases with no music?

Step forward Gas CEO Martyn Starnes.

I guess the 50p I was stiffed over them pales into insignificance compared to the indignities the 15ers faithful have put up with.

Probably because you spoke to him about the dog bothering and the lad who played boob cricket before asking him for a 50p trade.

Confused by the situation, rather than selling you some music, and with his mind being on other things, he immediately offered you two 'seedy cases'.

God that was convoluted.

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8 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Well guess who sold me two CDs in my village jumble sale recently, which turned out just to be empty cases with no music?

Step forward Gas CEO Martyn Starnes.

I guess the 50p I was stiffed over them pales into insignificance compared to the indignities the 15ers faithful have put up with.

That guy was on Bristol.Live the other day bragging that the Gas had sold 1300 Season Tickets for next season.

Meanwhile we’ve sold over 12000.

Apparently they’re far more loyal than us though, I know this because they bang on about it at every opportunity.

Mind the gap. 

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17 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

That guy was on Bristol.Live the other day bragging that the Gas had sold 1300 Season Tickets for next season.

Meanwhile we’ve sold over 12000.

Apparently they’re far more loyal than us though, I know this because they bang on about it at every opportunity.

Mind the gap. 

Clearly we are a whole bunch of plastics only attracted by the soulless bowl of a stadium.

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10 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Well guess who sold me two CDs in my village jumble sale recently, which turned out just to be empty cases with no music?

Step forward Gas CEO Martyn Starnes.

I guess the 50p I was stiffed over them pales into insignificance compared to the indignities the 15ers faithful have put up with.

You didn’t open them to check ?

Schoolboy error . 

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1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

You didn’t open them to check ?

Schoolboy error . 

Probably had a watertight case on them, that folded quicker than a bar of dairy milk chocolate that had been left on a car dashboard on a summers day, the moment he walked past Sainsbury's.

 

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19 minutes ago, Reddie The Eagle Edwards said:

So where is the funding for the purchase of the fruit market and building of a new stadium coming from?!

 

 

Harry Redknap's dog is writing the cheque as we speak. 

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Apparently the Gas have looked far and wide for the right architect, someone who reflects their ambitions and have plumped for this person.

https://www.housebeautiful.com/uk/garden/a27309899/shed-of-the-year/#:~:text=Shed of the Year 2019 winner is nature,hobbit hole shed%2C Bux End&text=Bux End has been named,of the Year 2019 competition.

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4 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

You didn’t open them to check ?

Schoolboy error . 

 

3 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

Probably had a watertight case on them, that folded quicker than a bar of dairy milk chocolate that had been left on a car dashboard on a summers day, the moment he walked past Sainsbury's.

 

 

Covid-19 rules. You don't pick up and examine potential purchases these days.

I'd met Starnes once before but he's grown a beard during lockdown so I didn't recognise him on this occasion. 

Had I realised the stall was being run by the alleged purveyor of out-of-date crisps and phoney Fanta I'd have naturally been wary.

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15 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Well guess who sold me two CDs in my village jumble sale recently, which turned out just to be empty cases with no music?

Step forward Gas CEO Martyn Starnes.

I guess the 50p I was stiffed over them pales into insignificance compared to the indignities the 15ers faithful have put up with.

 

3 hours ago, Reddie The Eagle Edwards said:

So where is the funding for the purchase of the fruit market and building of a new stadium coming from?!

 

 

It`s from @Red-Robbo. They haven`t had such an injection of cash since I don`t know when.

Is it any coincidence that the plans got announced a few days after said village jumble sale? I don`t think so.

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5 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

That guy was on Bristol.Live the other day bragging that the Gas had sold 1300 Season Tickets for next season.

Meanwhile we’ve sold over 12000.

Apparently they’re far more loyal than us though, I know this because they bang on about it at every opportunity.

Mind the gap. 

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Apparently, the Magic Gnome cast a wicked spell on OTIB and it turns out that for every page of this thread, they would sell a season ticket ... so as we rapidly approach Page 1300, their CEO can brag about their massive popularity!

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19 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

 

It`s from @Red-Robbo. They haven`t had such an injection of cash since I don`t know when.

Is it any coincidence that the plans got announced a few days after said village jumble sale? I don`t think so.

So Robbored drives the bus for their fans, and @Red-Robbo funds their new stadium.

With those usernames can we call it a coincidence? 

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17 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

It won't cost that much...

Football Stadium for Fruit Made From Recycled Produce Crates ...

Can't see any sour grapes in that crowd. There are a few hot potatoes on their way though.

 

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49 minutes ago, Rich said:

Can't see any sour grapes in that crowd. There are a few hot potatoes on their way though.

 

Their crowd have been in a vegetative state for years...

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