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On 06/05/2024 at 05:58, Bazooka Joe said:

That’s bad and embarrassing.

As a minority group themselves you’d expect them to know better.

 

Tell me that isn’t real. Surely, even they cannot be that tone deaf.

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3 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

On the roof? There were questions on here as to why there was a seating gap at one end. The theory by some was that it was reserved space for a big screen, then someone said they needed a crane to lift it in but couldn't because the new roof was in the way. Is this the result?

The space was indeed originally for a screen, no idea about the roof theory, but this is bigger than what would have fitted originally 

Nothing they do anymore surprises me 

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5 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I didn't think they usually bothered with those formalities.

Change of administration.

Their mate can’t push things through without proper scrutiny any more.

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Back to the latest Gash PR disaster - my cousin captains the England visually impaired cricket team and also plays for Somerset. She was highly amused / bemused by their clanger and is glad not to be “normal” (how boring must that be, she said…)

 

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I know we’ve got our ‘Champagne Moment’ of the season but I was wondering what their MD20/20 moment of the season was?

1) Forgetting to fax the paperwork off when trying to sign JCH

2) 75 fans to Fleetwood 

3) losing 5-0 to Lincoln

4) Their ‘Daddy’ getting sacked and replaced by Arnold Rimmer

5) Their club suggesting disabled fans are abnormal

6) Breaking their own record for consecutive games without a goal after selling their best player for £4 million less than they said he was worth.

7) Having their attendances beaten by our Women’s team

I may have missed out many others.

Personally I think the whole JCH **** up takes some beating.

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1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I know we’ve got our ‘Champagne Moment’ of the season but I was wondering what their MD20/20 moment of the season was?

1) Forgetting to fax the paperwork off when trying to sign JCH

2) 75 fans to Fleetwood 

3) losing 5-0 to Lincoln

4) Their ‘Daddy’ getting sacked and replaced by Arnold Rimmer

5) Their club suggesting disabled fans are abnormal

6) Breaking their own record for consecutive games without a goal after selling their best player for £4 million less than they said he was worth.

7) Having their attendances beaten by our Women’s team

I may have missed out many others.

Personally I think the whole JCH **** up takes some beating.

An excellent summary. I suppose you could add leaving space for a big screen in the new stand but then putting it on the roof so spectators can't see it.

The burnt food is memorable. Not to be re posted now as it is lunch time.

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2 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

An excellent summary. I suppose you could add leaving space for a big screen in the new stand but then putting it on the roof so spectators can't see it.

The burnt food is memorable. Not to be re posted now as it is lunch time.

I forgot their new state of the art stand 😣

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4 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I know we’ve got our ‘Champagne Moment’ of the season but I was wondering what their MD20/20 moment of the season was?

1) Forgetting to fax the paperwork off when trying to sign JCH

2) 75 fans to Fleetwood 

3) losing 5-0 to Lincoln

4) Their ‘Daddy’ getting sacked and replaced by Arnold Rimmer

5) Their club suggesting disabled fans are abnormal

6) Breaking their own record for consecutive games without a goal after selling their best player for £4 million less than they said he was worth.

7) Having their attendances beaten by our Women’s team

I may have missed out many others.

Personally I think the whole JCH **** up takes some beating.

Theres no doubt in my mind that the new owners had no intention of signing JCH, and the paperwork thing is just a terrible cover up. 

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3 minutes ago, petehinton said:

Theres no doubt in my mind that the new owners had no intention of signing JCH, and the paperwork thing is just a terrible cover up. 

Without a doubt it was. Posh and the player must have known this too hence neither kicking up too much of a fuss.

All pre-arranged IMO.

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37 minutes ago, petehinton said:

Theres no doubt in my mind that the new owners had no intention of signing JCH, and the paperwork thing is just a terrible cover up. 

I don’t doubt it mate. 
I can’t remember whether the fax machine story was officially used by the club or something was leaked but it’s still hilarious that is the line they went with 🤣

The best bit was seeing them give it the “unlucky da shit”, “announce promotion” and “we’re comin 4 u shit eds” before the eventual meltdown.

The Dan Hargreaves spoof account saying the deal was off which was dismissed by the man himself as bullshit about 10 minutes before having to admit that the spoof account actually got it right. 🤣

The following day we beat Swansea.

Decent weekend.

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5 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I know we’ve got our ‘Champagne Moment’ of the season but I was wondering what their MD20/20 moment of the season was?

1) Forgetting to fax the paperwork off when trying to sign JCH

2) 75 fans to Fleetwood 

3) losing 5-0 to Lincoln

4) Their ‘Daddy’ getting sacked and replaced by Arnold Rimmer

5) Their club suggesting disabled fans are abnormal

6) Breaking their own record for consecutive games without a goal after selling their best player for £4 million less than they said he was worth.

7) Having their attendances beaten by our Women’s team

I may have missed out many others.

Personally I think the whole JCH **** up takes some beating.

8. Fans booking hotels for their trip to Anfield, then getting dicked by Norwich

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My personal favourite sag up is putting the roof on that temporary tin can shed without thinking about the positioning of the floodlights! Or the horse box serving alcohol as if there wasn't enough manure on the pitch already.

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1 hour ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

8. Fans booking hotels for their trip to Anfield, then getting dicked by Norwich

Another one I’d forgot. They even put on X or Facebook some post with their badge and Liverpools badge with details tba. 

FFS these are all in one season 🤣

Most other clubs spread these cock ups over a decade. 

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6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I know we’ve got our ‘Champagne Moment’ of the season but I was wondering what their MD20/20 moment of the season was?

1) Forgetting to fax the paperwork off when trying to sign JCH

2) 75 fans to Fleetwood 

3) losing 5-0 to Lincoln

4) Their ‘Daddy’ getting sacked and replaced by Arnold Rimmer

5) Their club suggesting disabled fans are abnormal

6) Breaking their own record for consecutive games without a goal after selling their best player for £4 million less than they said he was worth.

7) Having their attendances beaten by our Women’s team

I may have missed out many others.

Personally I think the whole JCH **** up takes some beating.

Just being Bristol Rovers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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23 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Another one I’d forgot. They even put on X or Facebook some post with their badge and Liverpools badge with details tba. 

FFS these are all in one season 🤣

Most other clubs spread these cock ups over a decade. 

Obviously, their rationale was sounds as to why they would beat Norwich, believe it was along the lines of, 'well, they have played them in the last few years, so they won't care'.

Overlooking the financial rewards for the club, the win bonus the players would get for progressing, the professional pride they have, not wanting to be knocked out the cup by a lower division side and the fact that a lot of their squad would have never played there.

But who can second guess #Gaslogic.

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On 10/05/2024 at 16:28, wendyredredrobin said:

I didn't think they usually bothered with those formalities.

they aint learned what family planning is yet, will be decades before they cotton on to structures aswell

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3 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Seeing as there are so many to list, we should break it down into categories for awards purposes:-

On pitch laughs

New stand mistakes

Hospitality hostility (toilet roll on a twig etc)

Squad makeup

 

toilet roll on twigs  OR TROTS  for short gets my vote

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9 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

The Gascars...?

If you want to go down that route, we could have categories which would allow for multiple awards.

Something like 

On the pitch fiasco (e.g. lack of goals)

Off the pitch embarrassment (e.g. ex manager ravings)

Owner/staff/admin faux Pas (e.g. normal fans)

Fans embarrassment (almost too many examples and may need sub categories)

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Announced on BBC Cambs this morning; "Peterborough United have confirmed their striker Jonson Clarke-Harris will be leaving as ghis contract has expired".

Will Rovers try signing him again or could City sign and then loan him to a League 1 team?

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So ready the evening post article about their new state of the art screen 😂 it’s intended to be put on a platform over the south west stand and the platform will then act as the roof to the stand?!.

I get confused with the dozens of stands they have but isn’t that the corner bit between their new stand and awful hospitality stand (where sideshow bob was bored to tears a few years back) seems a weird place to put a screen surely 

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