Open End Numb Legs

Are we reading too much into some of the players gestures? What is the difference between waving at the last home game of the season and waving because you might be leaving?

If that was pushing for the playoffs, someone left the handbrake on, it was still in gear and very uphill.

It's the lino I feel sorry for... a 100 mile touch line.

Eyes and mouths - always tricky to draw.

Being at the wrong ground would explain why they haven't got any shots on target yet. They are shooting from 200 miles away.

It would be interesting to see Forest go down and Derby go up. A feisty couple of games next season.

People who exit a roundabout without indicating whilst I am sat waiting at the next exit, giving way to absolutely no one....

I have revenge on that today. We have 2 builders outside laying slabs, 1st day on the job and too polite to play their music. I have my 80s and 90s play list on loud whilst decorating inside.... I fully accept this might have changed around by Monday.

How would it look on a match day? Oh, that is a match day....

Next time I watch it I will press paws.

Indeed, thought I was on the wrong forum for a moment. All this movie star talk too. Our friends daughter works in TV and films, reckons Anthony Hopkins is a real gent.

Body alignment advice? You are leaning to the right Tommy. Health and fitness is such a vast field it can't hurt to have some outside input. As long as it is complimentary to the other work they do, should be all good.

The manager will be delivering his pre match motivation to an all new team:- 'Remember this lot last season, turned us over with that dodgy last minute goal? Remember that?' 'Err, no boss'.

'There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer' Ah, good old Freud steps in again...

Surely any progress has to be slow and well underpinned with a new generation of fans and income otherwise they will trip up on FFP anyway? If I was their owner (shudder) I would back the manager regardless with a long term plan. At least he isn't a twitter embarrassment.

That would set alarm bells ringing if I was a gas fan. If the rhetoric or ambition is only saying 'top half' and 'reasonable' and 'not just about money' that doesn't sound promising. Most clubs talk about wanting promotion. On gaschat earlier in the season there was talk about how they were 'yet to adjust to their new found wealth' and that once spending targets were calmly identified, the money would flow with success to follow. It sounds as though the wealth they found was a fiver on the terrace. I am not being arrogant here, it was their fans who said they were hugely rich. We all know it is a money game, but projecting an image of wealth that doesn't exist is a folly. My mates definition of surface wealth - '2 new cars on the drive but sod all in the fridge'.

If I did that at work can I get more time on the beach too?

As my one and only time on the pitch too, I plucked a few blades of grass from the centre circle after the game as a memento. Went home, put them in a small, square plastic box. I have no idea what happened to it.

When you think about the mix of old and loan players and the age of supporters who do attend, a quote from the great Blackadder seems fitting:- They 'are in a stickier situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun'. We all know that sport is a money game. The assumption that new owners would prompt a great new era have clearly not become reality. What next?

Perhaps, in 2000 years time, archeologists will be picking over old ground in north Bristol. Their digs will discover a mix of clues causing some confusion around the date ranges. There will be pillars discovered that don't fit the building design of the time, burnt pasties even though there was no volcano and seats that show no sign of wear and tear. On the plus side, despite this they will find a highly developed pitch irrigation system and a trophy cupboard with a non league cup in it.

Everyone will have their priorities. The OP has it similar to mine. A good view is essential, followed by legroom, then toilets/food/drink etc. I have seen football and rugby at the Principality in Cardiff, not a club ground obviously but that is probably the best I have seen including transport and being close to local life.

Last night there was a very good documentary on TV about Pompeii on that my wife was watching. It talked about volcanoes and pyroclactic fumes. The only large amounts of gas seen last night.

You would have thought so but I have just checked and it is Front Crawl Improvers Course on Tuesdays at Portishead open air pool so that is likely to attract a large % of their usual loyal followers. Unlucky to have a clash with something that big.

I don't live in Bristol but have worked there a fair bit over the years. Personally, if I was starting from scratch and working from home I would try to find a place with a decent view over the lid of the laptop and out of the 'office' (spare room) window. There are a fair few hills around the outskirts of the city which might offer some chances of that. As you aren't commuting you could go anywhere. Good shouts about the seaside towns (views). I used to drive through Wick and Warmley a lot and that strikes me as close to nice countryside. If you like cycling there are routes on the old rail lines from there I am told.

Yep, you are probably right. Seeing as we have spider cam at a lot of grounds, could we use those support cables to have a small grabber crane a bit like those children's toy dispensers? We could scoop up the injured player and drop them into the technical area to be treated? Game continues.... When I say drop them, not from a great height. Let's say place them instead.