Bazooka Joe Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Effin' Windass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Widening the scope of this thread, there was a race horse name "Hoof hearted". It becomes amusing when the commentator announced it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Steve Cook. Just ask our Scandinavian friends. A clue... maybe he should take over Pele's advertising campaign... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oops Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Rusty Trombone Plays for erm......Buffalo Bills Cum Tu Sune.....erm.....Beijing Utd Gary Shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oops Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Steve Tits Gordon Flaps Ian Rectum and so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Edge1981 said: Former french international Rod Fanni is pretty funny name. Think he was at Charlton for a short time Not long split up with Pamela Anderson. She even moved to France to be with him as he was playing for Marseille at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Chrstian Fuchs......whoever he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturny Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Richard Smallwood that guy must’ve hated his parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge1981 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 21 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said: Not long split up with Pamela Anderson. She even moved to France to be with him as he was playing for Marseille at the time. She was with Adil Rami... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 young boys berne used to play at the wankdorf stadium..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1891 B.C. Sweden Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Yaya Banana Fabian Assman Creedence Clearwater Cuoto Tony Woodcock Fabien Cool Robert Mambo Mumba Segar Bastard Christ Bongo Danny Invincible Steve Death Wayne Wanklyn Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway (yes one person) Einar Aas Danger Fourpence Ars Bandeet Cerezo Fung A Wing Carlo Costy Johan de Kock Two-Boys Gumede Adigun Salami Johnny Moustache Argelico F-----U-----C-----K------S (without dash) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, 1891 B.C. Sweden said: Yaya Banana Fabian Assman Creedence Clearwater Cuoto Tony Woodcock Fabien Cool Robert Mambo Mumba Segar Bastard Christ Bongo Danny Invincible Steve Death Wayne Wanklyn Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway (yes one person) Einar Aas Danger Fourpence Ars Bandeet Cerezo Fung A Wing Carlo Costy Johan de Kock Two-Boys Gumede Adigun Salami Johnny Moustache Argelico F-----U-----C-----K------S (without dash) is that the rovers squad.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Does the name Gordon Deathbiscuit ring any bells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Boro had a Billy Woof playing for them in the 70-80s. And add Leicester, Gillingham and Burnley player Neil Grewcock to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 12 hours ago, CiderCraig said: Will always be Stefan Kuntz for me Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 6 hours ago, 22A said: Widening the scope of this thread, there was a race horse name "Hoof hearted". It becomes amusing when the commentator announced it. Some years ago, Wayne Rooney and 'pals' tried to regiser a horse with the name 'Finmental' - unsurprisingly, it was refused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 Bryant & May played for City.........they were a match for anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, cider hoss rules said: Bryant & May played for City.........they were a match for anyone Was always disappointed that neither of them were strikers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 32 minutes ago, CiderCraig said: Was always disappointed that neither of them were strikers! Both good in the box though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 Alphonse Areola always gives me a chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 Julian Dicks Simon Cox Reginald Penis ( one of these names is made up ) Amusing commentary from a City match v Portsmouth in the nineties after their keeper fouled one of our players ; ’ and what’s he ( the ref ) going to do to Knight ? ‘ That’s right , Alan Knight , Pompey legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcredandwhite Posted October 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 :laugh: I’d forgotten so many of those! Carl Shutt was another (apologies if he’s already been mentioned and I missed it) - from my time in the East End all those years ago - we sometimes replaced a letter in his surname when he was having a bad game!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stortfordred Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 A certain Islington team and their previous manager gave us the bum’s rush twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 1 hour ago, bcfcredandwhite said: I’d forgotten so many of those! Carl Shutt was another (apologies if he’s already been mentioned and I missed it) - from my time in the East End all those years ago - we sometimes replaced a letter in his surname when he was having a bad game!!!! Carl Shott ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 I cannot look past Málaga's very own Juan Carlos Pérez López. Also known as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolskRed Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 Rod Fanni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 On 13/10/2019 at 12:11, wendyredredrobin said: Junior and Darren Bent took some stick. Paul Dickov, David Goodwillie, David Seaman. Wasn't there a player called Minge at one time too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 Not football but I once had a guy work for me called Wally Gator. For those too young to recall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 As a partnership, David Curry and Brian Rice were a pretty hot duo for Forest in the early 90's! Commentators often made a meal of that combo though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 We had a centre back pairing of Bryant and May. Jimmy Greaves quipped that he thought that they would make good strikers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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