BigTone Posted March 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: With sandals ? You need to ask ? However, remember in France slippers are acceptable. NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 A special surgery this afternoon for those of you with hearing problems: NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 On 28/03/2020 at 13:35, BigTone said: A special surgery this afternoon for those of you with hearing problems: NEXT I'm increasingly agonising over the fact that nobody is asking you for advice and being ignored seems to be turning you into Desperate Dan. With no Cow pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, Nogbad the Bad said: I'm increasingly agonising over the fact that nobody is asking you for advice and being ignored seems to be turning you into Desperate Dan. With no Cow pie. Thanks for your concern Noggers but you must understand that most on here are beyond help anyway. NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 8 hours ago, BigTone said: Thanks for your concern Noggers but you must understand that most on here are beyond help anyway. NEXT Is 8 inches normal @BigTone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Dear Uncle Tone , I feel am being hassled by an agony uncle on a forum I visit what should I do ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 10 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: Is 8 inches normal @BigTone ? Yes, unless like me exactly 12 inches is normal, however I never use it as a rule 41 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Dear Uncle Tone , I feel am being hassled by an agony uncle on a forum I visit what should I do ? To deflect attention I would start a "Lee Johnson out" thread NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 40 minutes ago, BigTone said: Yes, unless like me exactly 12 inches is normal, however I never use it as a rule NEXT Not sure about that, do you ever feel you've put your foot in it Tone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 My neighbour is in her 80s and every time I see her she tells me how poorly she’s been/is........what can I say to get her to change the subject? I’ve tried ignoring her but that doesn’t work............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Robbored said: My neighbour is in her 80s and every time I see her she tells me how poorly she’s been/is........what can I say to get her to change the subject? I’ve tried ignoring her but that doesn’t work............ Give her one of Arthur Davey's business cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Thanks Tone. I actually know a guy who works for them. I can ask him to get me one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 37 minutes ago, Robbored said: Thanks Tone. I actually know a guy who works for them. I can ask him to get me one. Glad to be of assistance NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 24/03/2020 at 16:11, Slacker said: would be wisest to approach the established "family" butchers,or one of those fly by night chancers in the lorry in a pub car park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miser Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Dear Tone - tomorrow is recycling day. Should I put the wine bottles on top of the cider cans or vice versa. Desperate to keep up my public image. Ps - I live in Bemmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 9 hours ago, miser said: Dear Tone - tomorrow is recycling day. Should I put the wine bottles on top of the cider cans or vice versa. Desperate to keep up my public image. Ps - I live in Bemmy. In order to keep up appearances and credibility in the neighbourhood I would put the cider cans on top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 I'm in a quandary. I could only buy Strongbow at the local shop. Do I put the empty cans in my recycling bin, and cover with my heroin syringes and copies of the Daily Star, or vice versa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I'm in a quandary. I could only buy Strongbow at the local shop. Do I put the empty cans in my recycling bin, and cover with my heroin syringes and copies of the Daily Star, or vice versa? In order to keep up appearances and credibility in the neighbourhood I would put the syringes and Daily Star on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: In order to keep up appearances and credibility in the neighbourhood I would put the syringes and Daily Star on top. Cheers Tone...as I thought. Don't want the recycling men recoiling in disgust and firing pitying and contemptuous sneers at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Dear Tone - with the current shortages, do you have a recipe for bread made without yeast or flour, or should I just keep baking salty water? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 53 minutes ago, downendcity said: Dear Tone - with the current shortages, do you have a recipe for bread made without yeast or flour, or should I just keep baking salty water? Thanks. Use talcum powder as a substitute NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, BigTone said: Use talcum powder as a substitute NEXT Would that rub some people up the wrong way though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 23 minutes ago, downendcity said: Would that rub some people up the wrong way though? Only if your lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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