Shaun Taylor Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 I met up with a girl for a first date who was very pretty, had a lovely figure and a great personality but whilst chatting to her over a quiet drink I noticed that she had several long hairs growing out of her chin which completely put me off her and I never saw her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said: I met up with a girl for a first date who was very pretty, had a lovely figure and a great personality but whilst chatting to her over a quiet drink I noticed that she had several long hairs growing out of her chin which completely put me off her and I never saw her again I have had several nightmare first dates . The one that springs to mind was a ‘ not unattractive ‘ woman that I met at the swimming pool. She looked fine in her swimwear and I chatted her up. We spent a wonderful afternoon together , hand in hand . We went back to her place all cosy and romantic and I as found myself in her bedroom I suddenly realised there were wall to wall posters of Cliff bloody Richard all over her bedroom? Two points ; 1) What sort of grown woman has Cliff Richard posters plastered all over her bedroom. 2) You try getting an erection with the Head Chief God botherer looking down on you . Like a top News of the World journalist I made my excuses and left . 16 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said: I met up with a girl for a first date who was very pretty, had a lovely figure and a great personality but whilst chatting to her over a quiet drink I noticed that she had several long hairs growing out of her chin which completely put me off her and I never saw her again Had her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Thought you were going to say she was a Rovers fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Lrrr said: Thought you were going to say she was a Rovers fan I actually went out (very briefly) with one of those. Was actually very attractive. Definitely not right in the head though - weird bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Taz said: I actually went out (very briefly) with one of those. Was actually very attractive. Definitely not right in the head though - weird bird Too much gas can do that to people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Similar to OP , I went on a first date with a gorgeous blond, looked like Kylie Minogue ( circa Neighbours) she was married but there was deffo a mutual attraction, we worked in the same office. Anyhoo, we nicked off work for some afternoon delight. and went to an out of the way pub on the banks of the Severn. One thing led to yer mother and we got down to it in the back of my car. Everything was hunky dory till I took off her bra................she had a hairier chest and nipples than I did ! Needless to say ,my ardor immediately cooled and made some excuse and drove her back to work,don't think we ever spoke again ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 7 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Everything was hunky dory till I took off her bra............... She objected to you wearing her bra ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 I was messaging a girl on an online dating site, we agreed to meet up on a Saturday. I gave her my phone number so she could text me on the day the time she wanted to meet. Heard nothing at all and assumed I was being stood up. I was really glad I gave her my number as I hadn't had to leave the house. Later that day I went online and saw she was on MSN messenger (that's how long ago this was!). Both of us were confused, I wanted to know why she hadn't text me, she wanted to know why I hadn't replied! And then it dawned on me. For some really really stupid reason, the number under "Me" in my phones address book wasn't my number. It was Radio 1's "flirt divert" number. A stupid feature on the radio where they would play messages that had been left. Ooops. I told her, apologised (she laughed!), arranged to meet up and we've been together for over 14 years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 34 minutes ago, BS2 Red said: I was messaging a girl on an online dating site, we agreed to meet up on a Saturday. I gave her my phone number so she could text me on the day the time she wanted to meet. Heard nothing at all and assumed I was being stood up. I was really glad I gave her my number as I hadn't had to leave the house. Later that day I went online and saw she was on MSN messenger (that's how long ago this was!). Both of us were confused, I wanted to know why she hadn't text me, she wanted to know why I hadn't replied! And then it dawned on me. For some really really stupid reason, the number under "Me" in my phones address book wasn't my number. It was Radio 1's "flirt divert" number. A stupid feature on the radio where they would play messages that had been left. Ooops. I told her, apologised (she laughed!), arranged to meet up and we've been together for over 14 years now. And they say romance is dead . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Major Isewater said: She objected to you wearing her bra ? " Parker, take off my dress " ,"Yus, melady" "Parker, take off my bra", "Yus, melady" "Parker, take off my panties", "Yus, melady" " And don't ever let me catch you wearing them again !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 My nightmare first date was with a girl at the Camelot Club in Taunton (yep, it was as classy as it sounds). It went really well and I ended up marrying her unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastside Moonwalker Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Once took a girl out who told me in no uncertain terms that "all men are rapists". Then told me she was part of the Bristol University feminist society. Date lasted about an hour of her talking about her self and what she does in thissociety. Never spoke to her ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eastside Moonwalker said: Once took a girl out who told me in no uncertain terms that "all men are rapists". Then told me she was part of the Bristol University feminist society. Date lasted about an hour of her talking about her self and what she does in thissociety. Never spoke to her ever again You did well to get as far as you did with one of those types. I met plenty of them at uni too. Avoided at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 I met this girl at taunton services she lived in Dawlish so about halfway had an ok evening but decided i didnt want to see her again but weirdly she got a parking ticket yet i didnt get one! She wanted me to pay half?! Bloody cheek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Super said: I met this girl at taunton services Who said romance is dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 On 19/09/2020 at 20:03, Major Isewater said: I have had several nightmare first dates . The one that springs to mind was a ‘ not unattractive ‘ woman that I met at the swimming pool. She looked fine in her swimwear and I chatted her up. We spent a wonderful afternoon together , hand in hand . We went back to her place all cosy and romantic and I as found myself in her bedroom I suddenly realised there were wall to wall posters of Cliff bloody Richard all over her bedroom? Two points ; 1) What sort of grown woman has Cliff Richard posters plastered all over her bedroom. 2) You try getting an erection with the Head Chief God botherer looking down on you . Like a top News of the World journalist I made my excuses and left . Had her. Similar in a way. Got back to her room and there were rows and rows of soft toys covering the walls. After the coupling, was just about to leave and she said, “Umm, take a small toy from the bottom shelf....” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Selred said: Who said romance is dead! A very romantic venue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Eastside Moonwalker said: Once took a girl out who told me in no uncertain terms that "all men are rapists". Then told me she was part of the Bristol University feminist society. Date lasted about an hour of her talking about her self and what she does in thissociety. Never spoke to her ever again No doubt, a member of the "comfy shoes" brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Isn’t this the sort of thread that created @Up The City!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saturday Boy Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 She got up to go to the toilet and went to the gents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 Reminds me of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2015 Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 21/09/2020 at 14:14, Eastside Moonwalker said: Once took a girl out who told me in no uncertain terms that "all men are rapists". Then told me she was part of the Bristol University feminist society. Date lasted about an hour of her talking about her self and what she does in thissociety. Never spoke to her ever again Feel for you mate. I have had that happen to me too, I walked straight out after half hour of her utter nonsense and hatred of Men. A uni student too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 21/09/2020 at 17:56, Super said: I met this girl at taunton services It's no Gloucester southbound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Not a first date, but my mates uncle got caught by his wife wearing her underwear. Him and his brother didnt see him for ten years, cause his wife kicked him out, then out the blue, they get a call. Would you like to meet at frankie and benny in hengrove, he likes the chicken wings there apprantley. Anyway, he turned, up looking a total mess, lipstick smeared, miniskirt, knee high boots etc. My mate said he had been so humilated. So anyway, the chicken wings came, and guess what he asked them? Could they get a bag of their aunties clothes for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 On 20/09/2020 at 00:07, slartibartfast said: Similar to OP , I went on a first date with a gorgeous blond, looked like Kylie Minogue ( circa Neighbours) she was married but there was deffo a mutual attraction, we worked in the same office. Anyhoo, we nicked off work for some afternoon delight. and went to an out of the way pub on the banks of the Severn. One thing led to yer mother and we got down to it in the back of my car. Everything was hunky dory till I took off her bra................she had a hairier chest and nipples than I did ! Needless to say ,my ardor immediately cooled and made some excuse and drove her back to work,don't think we ever spoke again ! Come on slarti, the truth is it was when you realised that she had bigger erection than you that your ardour cooled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 Amusing and true story. We had a new girl start working the hospital pharmacy and pretty quickly word went around that she was very pretty and ‘a bit of a goer’............ So next time I was collecting from the pharmacy I asked her what time finished and would she like to come and see my halls of residence. She said ‘ I finish at 5 but can pop in around 6pm’........great! True to her word she turned up and we kinda ‘got down to it’ but she was a little vague and not particularly responsive but wet ‘down there’ Now I thought it was my seduction technique but I asked her why she was so seemingly disinterested she replied..........” I’m a bit tired, I just did with Bob Bailey’”.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyInWeston Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 First time I was introduced to a girl/woman in a bar/pub/nighclub setting (I dont go out much so if I need a chance, this is it) She was dressed all goth and asked me my age, for some reason I answered "I'm 22 now I'm so old Im almost dead" - She had a funny look, I knew I blew it... Still, I'm 32yrs old now.... Still single! Never had a girlfriend since my last one in 2010. I go places, I do the desperate tinder and other sites, no one seems interested. My family is asking questions why I'm not "Settled" down yet. I dont even know. Used to be easy when I was younger but now most women are married off, I'm finding it a lot harder. plus none of them actually talk to me so what else I supposed to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Those dreaded words eh weston, are you courting? Hey i thought a goth might be impressed with a chat up line involving death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Dating! Grandad!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 21 hours ago, CrazyInWeston said: First time I was introduced to a girl/woman in a bar/pub/nighclub setting (I dont go out much so if I need a chance, this is it) She was dressed all goth and asked me my age, for some reason I answered "I'm 22 now I'm so old Im almost dead" - She had a funny look, I knew I blew it... Still, I'm 32yrs old now.... Still single! Never had a girlfriend since my last one in 2010. I go places, I do the desperate tinder and other sites, no one seems interested. My family is asking questions why I'm not "Settled" down yet. I dont even know. Used to be easy when I was younger but now most women are married off, I'm finding it a lot harder. plus none of them actually talk to me so what else I supposed to do? Try Hinge. Be yourself. And be realistic (in the sense of if you look like Bill Bailey then don't try and message Supermodels). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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