WessexPest Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Championship-ready spittoons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, WessexPest said: Petula Clark, Downtown:- Enviously stare across town at the stadium of the City Spit tobacco on the sidewalk when Barton says you’re s****y Why do we lose? The sprinklers are championship-ready there, you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares The Gas are down, down, things are so great cuz they’re down, down, no finer place for sure down, down Prison is waiting for you. Great minds think alike. Here's the reprise of the version I wanted recorded when they excited The Football League: "Playing at home but you are watching alone, As no one else will go – Downs League. The White and the Blue but the kit’s all worn through, The Keeper’s arse on show – Downs League. Just listen, green with envy, to the crowd down at The City, Money’s tight the standard’s shite still trading more’s the pity, Watching you lose. The fights are more spiteful there, And you are deep, deep in trouble, worse nobody’s cares, 'Cus you’re - Downs League, It’ll be great when you're - Downs League, City can’t wait till you’re - Downs League. Oblivion is waiting for you.... 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: Barton should be grateful the players moved on to chewing tobacco. The wearing of Irene's dirty knickers over their heads was a much filthier indulgence. irenes knickers now have a knot tied in them for sucking on at bedtime for a comfort treat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dicks Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Rovers mascot for next season revealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said: Rovers mascot for next season revealed. He was stuck in the trash compactor on the Death Star in “A New Hope” so he should be used to rubbish grounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said: Rovers mascot for next season revealed. Travelling up to the game from Wookie Hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I see tonight we are playing Wycombe in tribute to the gas escaping relegation against them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Top Robin said: Tbh it says alot about Bristol as a footballing city. Top 10 sized city with one sh*te team and one poor team and never in the Prem..... pathetic. We’ve been in the top league, football didn’t start in 93. Anyway that was a fantastic 20 page read to catch up. What a night! Swindon next plesse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Came across this from 2011.. Still as true then as it is now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Rovers new signings for next season? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 11 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said: “...TWO, TWO divisions apart, again .....” @EnclosureSurge it wasn’t New Order, but I see that @SecretSamhas already imparted this important info - great song, great band - and good to see that great minds think alike ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 23 hours ago, Top Robin said: Tbh it says alot about Bristol as a footballing city. Top 10 sized city with one sh*te team and one poor team and never in the Prem .... pathetic. We have featured in the top division in this country for numerous seasons - or are you one who believes football began in 1992?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Robin Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said: We have featured in the top division in this country for numerous seasons - or are you one who believes football began in 1992?! Wake up and small the coffee....we are a disgrace. 1992 was 30 years ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, Top Robin said: Wake up and small the coffee....we are a disgrace. 1992 was 30 years ago! I agree that an argument could be put forward that we have somewhat under-achieved over the decades but to say we “have never been in the prem” is very disrespectful to the exploits of our heroes from 1906 to 1911 - they were champions of the championship and runners up in the premier league - and then the more modern day guys like Cheesley, Gow, Ritchie, Garland, Hunter, Royle, Whitehead, Merrick, Sweeney, Gillies, Collier, Rodgers, Mann, Fear, Mabbutt etc etc etc - they had their moments in the spotlight - and they took on and beat Liverpool, Man Utd, Arsenal, Spurs etc - I don’t care when it was - it was in the top division in England ... “never in the prem” ? Tut tut, perhaps you should wake up and small the coffee... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 13 hours ago, Super said: He was a complete tool. We have had some good posters from the other side in the past and @In the Netis always welcome (especially these days!) Thanks for the hospitality! At least we've finally been put out of our misery - this season seems to have gone on forever. I've suffered every game, and will watch the final 3 - it's what we do, isn't it? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippycar Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 On 20/04/2021 at 23:01, slartibartfast said: More like Uncle Mac (anyone old enough to remember him ?) No Slartibartfast, you must be even older than me!! Can only just remember the BBC Light Programme 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 hours ago, In the Net said: Thanks for the hospitality! At least we've finally been put out of our misery - this season seems to have gone on forever. I've suffered every game, and will watch the final 3 - it's what we do, isn't it? Have you got some chewing tobacco handy for Saturday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Well I have to say that I genuinely thought the Gas would pull clear when whatshisface Kravat came in. Then they announced he had been sacked barely 3 months after arriving. Then Ballsy Joey arrived and I thought that's a bit left field but ok, maybe they know something I do not and this guy is a fixer. Then I woke up this morning and realised... He most certainly is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 8 hours ago, In the Net said: Thanks for the hospitality! At least we've finally been put out of our misery - this season seems to have gone on forever. I've suffered every game, and will watch the final 3 - it's what we do, isn't it? You must be very jealous about what's happening in BS3 these days. All wonderful here. Absolutely ****ing peachy. Not a cloud in the bleedin' sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 8 hours ago, zippycar said: No Slartibartfast, you must be even older than me!! Can only just remember the BBC Light Programme Ah the Light Programme, Sing Something Simple on a Sunday Evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Gert Mare said: Highlights from the 20pence phone in.... Sinking Ship...The Titanic They do put the Tit in Titanic..... 12 hours ago, Rob said: Came across this from 2011.. Still as true then as it is now I have to admit I don't find these funny in the slightest. To be honest I find them disrespectful and in very poor taste indeed. Don't get me wrong, Hitler was an evil son of a bitch, but even he doesn't deserve to be labelled a Gashead!!!! 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galley is our king Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 28 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Ah the Light Programme, Sing Something Simple on a Sunday Evening. Hated sing something simple along with 2 way family favourites on a Sunday lunchtime. Our generation certainly changed the music scene! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1team Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 43 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Ah the Light Programme, Sing Something Simple on a Sunday Evening. Irene goodnight Irene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Galley is our king said: Hated sing something simple along with 2 way family favourites on a Sunday lunchtime. Our generation certainly changed the music scene! as a kid i had to stay with my grandparents for a while on backwell hill. my grandfather used to sit in front of the radio singing along every sunday evening. he loved when the saints go marching in, was a city fan btw,took me to evening matches when he could. fond memories indeed 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Calculus said: You must be very jealous about what's happening in BS3 these days. All wonderful here. Absolutely ****ing peachy. Not a cloud in the bleedin' sky. Both clubs would be good subject matter for an Amazon documentary next season. All or Nothing - A Tale of Two Bristols (aka A Tale of Two Titties) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturny Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 I just love the possibility of them being non-league again. It's getting closer... and closer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey 6 Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Last nights comments from Pearson questioning the players desire etc reminded me of Barton doing the same the night before. Whilst I think the current contractual situations of many players is contributing to these god awful performances we're currently seeing, it is sort of a blessing in disguise that no effort will be required to shift them in the summer. Joey Barton mentioned the amount of players left from his squad now, that will be in his squad next season will be in single figures. This must worry Wael because after looking, only 4 of their squad are OOC. I think the cheaper option will be getting rid of JB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Carey 6 said: Last nights comments from Pearson questioning the players desire etc reminded me of Barton doing the same the night before. Whilst I think the current contractual situations of many players is contributing to these god awful performances we're currently seeing, it is sort of a blessing in disguise that no effort will be required to shift them in the summer. Joey Barton mentioned the amount of players left from his squad now, that will be in his squad next season will be in single figures. This must worry Wael because after looking, only 4 of their squad are OOC. I think the cheaper option will be getting rid of JB. I thought the same. They both mentioned what happens when the players cross that white line. Trouble with our players is that it looks like most of them sniffed it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnclosureSurge Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 19 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said: @EnclosureSurge it wasn’t New Order, but I see that @SecretSamhas already imparted this important info - great song, great band - and good to see that great minds think alike ... Yes. I needed correcting there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarumred Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Only 4 of our starting eleven last night are ooc at the end of the season!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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