myol'man

I can't believe that they actually put this crap on a scarf, and where did he get that tee-shirt? Primark!

He needs to be careful with that, he might get punched by one of the GHS through the back of the net!

CLUTCHING AT STRAWS; England won the penalty shoot-out thanks to the Gas, says the Bristol Post. Apparently some random ex-goalie who played THREE games on loan for R*vers back in 1993 is the England goalkeeping coach!

oldgas is still bitter at great uncle Ernie for taking him to Eastville instead of watching John Atyeo down the Gate

"You couldn’t give them away three or four years ago could you? Nice to see Dopey praising the squad from a few seasons ago. Loyalty eh?

I genuinely think that this will be Dopey's last season at R*vers. He is apparently a talented coach and he must be getting sick and tired of the lack of investment, so come the first wave of sackings in the autumn and I think he'll jump at the chance of a decent League 1 club with a bit of cash to splash.

Which tent do you frequent?

I was at a family wedding yesterday, when a young relative, who had been sentenced to a lifetime of misery by an older relative by taking him to the Memorial Ground as a boy said to me "why didn't you take me to Ashton Gate back then, so I could be a City fan now, instead of paying £20 to watch utter crap" I feel so guilty for not looking out for the lad 20 years ago.

Julie, stop wasting your time on OTIB and go and catch some baddies!

Maybe Prince Edward and Fergie could put in a guest appearance?

Exactly

Massive first home game; Accrington Stanley

With the big away day just 10 days before Christmas the huge price of travel is likely to put off many fans. Get your excuses in early!

Or a blue waffle

I'll just leave this here;

Are you sure it's not Dunkirk? Must be one or two illegal immigrants trying to sneak across the channel who are good enough for the R*Vers . No questions asked

Uncanny

Now that would be funny!

R*vers players spotted at the FIFA World Cup; the tramp, predicting Mexico will make the quarter finals

Bet that was fun to watch! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

125/1 half way there. Spoke too soon! innings defeat for 'shire on the way?

You dirty old man.......

I'm afraid to ask what Bondax is!

Have you stopped taking the medication Bert?