myol'man

Even the pie in the sky is out of date

isn't beating Forest Green Rovers under 23s a bit like beating a village youth team?

Meanwhile, in Whorefield;

Oh no! Are the "Championship ready" sprinklers still working?

Does his dad/uncle/mum's boyfriend run the local computer repair shop?

It must be great fun being a teenage City fan these days, there is just so much ammunition to rip the p!55 into your blue few mates. Head butting minibus windows, stealing player watches, making cringe-worthy videos. The list goes on and on

Out for a duck then

What are those stains on the Arsenal duvet cover?

The Memorial Ground has closed (no, not forever, it's just a bit cold for the little snowflakes!) https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/march/01.03.18-mem-closed/

Official reason is "rock hard on the surface but soft underneath". Bit like the Tote end in the 70's then!

Match postponed, referee said "**** me this pitch so bad, I wouldn't even use it for camel racing "

Running scared , in form Wigan due in town tonight, pitch inspection due at 12.30. frozen divots still in place from Saturday's match no doubt

What, like calling the Banarama Conference "division 5" ?

Second verse of their anthem; Some times I live in the country Some times I live in town Some times I take a great notion To jump in the river and drown

Two years ago today they became the 6th richest club in the country. Tick tock. MTG

You obviously weren't at Elland road to witness possibly the worst 30 minutes ever played by a City player

I hope we don't bring Nicky Hunt on as substitute

It's an omen

weren't those two in Deliverance? Squeal little piggy

I see Dings RFC are opening their new £8m stadium tomorrow. Nice to see one North Bristol sports team getting on with it

Coming from a goal down to win, for the 7th time this season is impressive. Now I'm going for a lie down in a darkened room

Channel 4 tomorrow night . . . House for £1, Britain's cheapest street. Is it in Whorefield?

With an easy looking home game to Rochdale tomorrow night and several of the teams above them playing each other, R*vers could be as close as 5 points from the play-offs. Cue, much frothing at the mouth and 'were coming for you' comments in North Bristol

More sh!te from the Post. Where was this survey carried out? Albert Road! It is no surprise that Bristol has a lot to offer in the looks department, so we had a hard time narrowing it down to just 50 people. But here they are, the lucky ones who made the cut - from 50 right down to number one - it is Bristol's official sexy list. 50. Darrell Clarke Darrell Clarke The Bristol Rovers boss is not outshined by his players on the pitch. The former professional footballer played for a number of teams, including Mansfield Town FC, Hartlepool United FC and Salisbury Town FC, before entering the dugout. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-sexy-list-2018-50-1160748

We all know that the mythical Irene is a wrong 'un, but do any of our older members have stories about that other R*vers legend, 'Tote End Lil' ?