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never mind, it looks like Pulis will be available on Monday

Threeeeeeeeeee

Massive away following expected, it's like a cup final for Wimbledon

Next episode in the on-going gas comedy is home to AFC Wimbledon at the tented village. Not much to say here except that the Dons are in the bottom 4 and if R*vers lose this one they are in deep sh!t. To illustrate the gap, City have only ever played this version of Wimbledon once beating them 2-1 with a double from Aaron Wilbraham, on our way to winning the JPT whereas the other lot have played them 10 times in the league!

They will probably take more as Blackburn away is a bit of a cup final for the gas , whereas we have visited the KC several times recently + greater distance. Cue claims of "our away following is bigger than yours" from the faithful and true blue few

So instead of the notorious Santa's grotto, this year the R*vers will be putting on a panto. But which one?

"City of Stars, are you shining red for me? City of Stars, there's so much red to see"

Got any spare change kid? Mummy, I don't like this Santa

While stuck in traffic last night I switched the radio on to Radio Bristol. 20p was doing a show called Having a Gas! The R*vers fans he had on as guests sounded a bit down, especially about the new training ground "The weeds are sky high Geoff" !!!

Will that fat bloke reach through the net and punch the goalie again?

Could get interesting in the away end as the 4th goes in

Ha! just prepping you for the forthcoming hilarity

Up next; Who put the **** into Scunthorpe? Well I'm guessing that Dopey will put 11 of them out there on Saturday dressed in that stupid blue and white quartered clowns outfit. Best City link I can find is that we sold them legendary horses arse Steve Torpey for what was at the time their record transfer fee of £175,000. Up front Scunthorpe have ex Reading striker Simon Church and ex Yeovil top scorer Paddy Maddon, so they have goals in the team. 4-0 to the Iron? Uber for Dopey?

how many there?

Guess the crowd for tonight's massive match (last chance for Wembley this season) . I'll go for 1,958

Beam back the Man Utd.match to the mem for all the plastic gasheads

Boston University soccer team more important to the chief now?

The few I have come across just look at Sheff United and say "that could be us "

Watertight?

Up next, the bizarre situation of the next match in the Chucky Doll Trophy involving the blue few at home to the moonrakers. Now looking at the league table you'd think that if they draw the gas would go through on goal difference wouldn't you? Wrong! Team Played GD Pts 1 WHAM U-21s 2 2 0 0 6 3 3 6 2 Blue Few 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 3 3 Swindle 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3 4 Team that gas tried sueing 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0 Group Matches will be of ninety minutes duration, with no extra time. If the scores are level at the end of the group Match then each Club is awarded 1 point. In addition the Match will be followed immediately by the taking of kicks form the penalty mark (in accordance with the procedure laid down in the IFAB Laws of the Game) and the Club that wins the penalty shootout will be awarded an additional 1 point. So if they draw it goes to a penalty shoot out for the extra point. Get it? It could end in farce

Starting to sound like a broken man

Outside Greggs

Agent Stewart would be handed the poisoned chalice

Is Dopey off to Sunderland next week?

Don't tell me Nicky Hunt has got one