Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

Stolen from Twitter.

I think the Emirates Stadium is only 60k, Old Trafford is 75k. How big a club do these deluded idiots think they’re going to be??

The year we got promoted as Champions from L1? We averaged about 1400 away that season. Higher than they’ve ever averaged.

I know, it’s such a ridiculous thing they often come out with. I remember seeing a post where one of them said they went into a shop (cant remember where, somewhere up North) and the staff asked where he was from...he said “Bristol” and they gasped in horror, then he said “no it’s ok...I’m a Gashead” and they breathed a sigh of relief ******* dumbos. I swear they believe the shit they spout. What they don’t ever seem to take into account when reciting stories of people they’ve met who apparently hate City is human nature. If I meet a Sheffield Utd fan, I’m likely to just go along with whatever they say about Wednesday...not tell them the truth that I couldn’t give a monkeys toss about either Sheffield club and find both sets of fans as arrogant as each other. Either that or people just feel sorry for them.

I’ve been buying the Viz for years and nearly every month they do a spoof ‘Take a Break’ style gossip magazine article. It always features some fictional, attention seeking bullshitter making outrageous claims about things they’ve got up to with celebrities in private or boasting about inside knowledge they’ve obtained by accident whilst unblocking Brad Pitt’s bog. Henbury Gas and his computer shop is a bit like a real life version of that.

Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away might have been great tonight but it'll be ******* hilarious in a couple of months when they're on it.

2-4

Not Ted Tupperware by any chance?

I don’t think for one second that they will go under, however if the shit was to hit the fan big time I’d have much more sympathy for them if they hadn’t constantly thrown 1982 in our face for the last 30 odd years.

"The away end is covered, but by a plastic tent thing which seemed quite temporary"....wrong Mr Port Vale fan, it's permanent. In fact, I'm sure they were playing Port Vale when a wayward shot nearly knocked the whole thing down. Why isn't that Sag journalist trying to find out what's going on at the club instead of trawling the Internet for the handful of comments out there about the Mem that are'nt taking the piss? No mention of the comparison to Chernobyl Millwall fans loved the place...

I genuinely think they will get sold again to someone else. When that happens the same assortment of Gas belters, whoppers and numbskulls will be back on Social Media shouting about how rich they are, outspending Lansdown, “Shitheads, we’re comin fer you” etc. because they never learn.

Well, yes...that's what they're saying NOW. That wasn't the case when the Al Qs took over. They let their true colours show on Gaschat talking about waving handfuls of fivers at Morecombe fans to show how rich they were , outspending Lansdown, 6th richest club in the country, 'mind the cash', "a new era is comin SHITHEADS" etc. They really, really don't help themselves.

We all know he’s not the only Gashead who thinks their support is that large, it’s hilarious. We get 20k crowds and I’ve never heard a City fan suggest we’d get 45k in the Prem. ...and they accuse us of having delusions of grandeur. They’re easily the most deluded fans on the Planet.

Windass Molestation Program

It’s worth pointing out that the guy who posted that is the same fantasist who thought they’d take 2500-3000 to Notts County. Typical Gashead belter spouting nonsense.

His next interview will be voiced by an actor. Joe Pesci or someone like that.

I think they've already suffered enough mate

So what happened to the 2.5-3000? Gutted for them really, after only 10 minutes they were already dreaming about drawing us next round for their big cup final. Obviously don’t know how the FA Cup works for Prem and Championship sides.

3-2 County

If Cardiff win by 3 or more goals on Saturday.

I think Wally ‘the Judge’ has been hanging around with Sagheads long enough to have picked up their favourite habit of lying about about City to people who don’t give a shit whilst playing the victim.

I think you can safely rule that one out...

From a business point of view that isn’t the best way to go though. He’s shelled out God knows how many millions to bring Ashton Gate into this century and become a stadium that we can be very proud of. The Rugby helps to bring in a lot of money for Bristol Sport. If you build a new stadium someone’s got to pay for it...from SLs point of view, having the City and the Rugby using the same stadium and bringing money in every week makes more sense.

Quite a few of the mutants have got an extra head. See for yourself, drive down Filton Ave on match day...It’s like Freak Safari.

That’s the same guy writing libellous stuff about the clubs owners. Ok, well...there’s the target Gasheads. Talk the talk now walk the walk.