Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

I don’t know if anyone can help me out here? Since Saturday Social Media has been flooded with Gasheads claiming they’ve had the last laugh in this whole affair. Even using words like ‘Karma’ I understand Gasheads are pretty thick but how do they come to the conclusion they’ve ‘had the last laugh’? Since Matty Taylor joined us our League position has improved each year, we’re now buying and selling talented players for sums that they can only dream of. Taylor himself has had 2 and a half seasons at a Championship club (still our player) earning far more than he would’ve done had he stayed at that circus. He’s played in front of proper crowds and even a Worldwide TV audience, more than repaying his meagre transfer fee with one superb pass to set up Korey and ruin every Gasheads Christmas. Hes still a much liked player and we show him we appreciate his efforts. Even if we’d never played him it was still worth every penny of that £300k just to watch them shit their pants in rage. ? The Gas meanwhile went from Promotion hopefuls to struggling for survival in L1. Dopey lost the plot and got the sack, their home crowds are plummeting and there’s still huge uncertainty behind the scenes. They haven’t got a pot to piss in let alone £10 million like they said Taylor was worth. Oh, but hang on....they shouted ‘Shithead’ at him for 25 minutes and some chavs called him ‘peado’. Actually I can see it now, yes...they really have got one over on us and Taylor. Damn those pesky Sagheads. ?

Didn’t he have a dog called ‘shithead’? That seems to be their favourite word.

Look at you, thinking your two bit shit little crowd are Galatasaray or something. I doubt very much he was too worried about 7000 toothless B.O. stinking idiots shouting ‘Shithead’ at him.

Yeah, that was a massive achievement for a tiny club like the Gas. So ******* tinpot ?

In fairness, no way he could’ve known that from a username and a small picture is there? Ive been called names on Slagchat in the past, ‘O Hanrawank’ is my favourite. Nobody has contacted me to find out about my personal circumstances and nor should they. I often highlight belters from your forum, and let me tell you, it’s a full time hobby. It doesn’t mean to say that I wouldn’t have sympathy for anyone who has been through something terrible like yourself.

Only if there’s some nice comfy seats on the pavement. We all know how they use the Mem as an excuse for why their crowds are so shit. Plastic belters.

Not as cringey as piping crowd noise through your PA to try and make away fans think you create an atmosphere. Funnily enough we’ve never resorted to that at the Gate What a bunch of clowns you are ?

They all do, if it’s a choice between going down the road to watch their own club at the Mem or sitting at home with their pants around their ankles watching us on the red button the armchair always wins. ’loyal and true’ ?

You lot have sung that song as well. Alister McGowen even mocked you in a stand up routine for singing it. You don’t know much do you?

I bet one of the ******* idiots is writing a book about it

What a pillock. Man City fans sussed you out...

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren't you the needy berk who went to the trouble of signing up to the Man City forum after we played them because you were so rattled about all the praise they were giving our fans?

Ahh I see, the night some of their fat, piss stinking ‘hooligans’ chased some kids around KFC. What a ‘result’ that must have been for them. No wonder everyone thinks they’re a joke.

I don’t get it, what’s that badge got to do with us?

I seem to remember that particular fan got absolutely slated on here and rightly so...disgusting thing to do. Did the Gasheads who were racially abusing JET get the same treatment? Or did you all decide that it must have been ‘dem gurt teds’? Going back to spitting, what about the Barnet fans who were spat on at the Mem when you were Non League? I expect you’ll claim it couldn’t possibly have been Gasheads, must have been ‘dem gurt teds’ disguised as Gasheads. On the same day Gasheads flood Facebook with pictures of their players warming up with Junior Agogos number on their shirts, your fans sing about wanting to celebrate the death of another former player (who has a wife and kids) because he moved on to better things. I expect that was ‘dem gurt teds’ as well.

Gaslogic

No dick head, it doesn’t smell of anything ‘from south of the river’, it reeks of thick as shit, angry little Slag heads who regularly embarrass themselves on Social Media. Always the victim, it’s never their fault...

What is that ******* cabbage talking about? ? Wheres the racism and disrespect for fallen soldiers?

To the Slagheads that obsessively follow our forum...it was probably the best £300k we’ve spent for various reasons you absolute weapons. Clearly they still haven’t got over it ?

Amended for you. Yes, I’m sure buying a ticket is that challenging.

I dont know which ones are the sensible ones? I thought the grown ups usually post on their other forum but there’s been a few belters on there as well. Of course you could be right, in which case I’ll give myself a ‘whoosh’.

Mansfield fans were adamant that there were no City fans in the away end with them according to their forum at the time. Which makes sense, it was far more likely that Rovers would stay up, why would any City fan want to witness their survival party? Nobody thought they’d cock it up. Mansfield fans were goading the Sags, Sagheads are so ******* deluded it doesn’t compute in their tiny brains that anyone other than City fans would take the piss and so the rumours started. The funniest thing is that they were trying to excuse the actions of the pitch invaders by saying that City fans supposedly being in the away end justified their pathetic fooligans mincing around in front of the Mansfield fans after the final whistle. Only one year before, Gasheads were posting pictures of themselves inside the EastEnd with Birmingham fans the night we were relegated from the Championship. Thick as shit Hypocrites.

This is superb. How disgusting of City, Oxford and Matty Taylor for not taking into consideration the the feelings of butthurt, bedwetting Sagheads when when this transfer went through. The FA should’ve done something really.... Always the victims, it’s never their fault...

About 500 of those from Tranmere as well. Just over 6300 Sags bothered to show up tonight. No wonder they go around telling everyone about their ‘huge’, ‘loyal’ fan base.

They repeatedly claim to have huge support. ? Under 7k at home tonight apparently. Utterly laughable, deluded idiots. They really don’t help themselves and deserve to be ridiculed.