Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

“Ye BuT wE nevr TaLK abOUT dem ShIT edS” ? hahaha obsessed morons. Just imagine what they’d be like if we suffered the humiliation of dropping out of the entire League? They’ll probably have a thread for Derby’s game tomorrow as well. At the very least we’ll still be Championship club next season, something they haven’t been for decades. Mind the Gap.

Look at the teams we were competing with for the last 2 Play Off places. Villa, Middlesbrough and Derby. They can only dream rubbing shoulders with the likes of those teams let alone beating Sheffield Utd and West Brom. Its easy to sit in the shadows and sneer at your bigger, better supported more ambitious neighbours. I almost pity them for being so pathetic. Proud of my club.

Really? I think they’re averaging around 600 this season. For a club who play in a City of half a million people I think their away support, like their home support, is woefully shit.

EHH?? but, but, but...what about ‘da famous quarters’ and Irene? Surely like everyone who comes into contact with them he’s ‘Gas fer life’? There must be a mistake.

Just don’t take those same kids into the club bar at half time unless you want them to witness 100 ‘loyal n tru’ Standing around spanking the monkey to Babestation.

Priceless ????

Poor bastards were probably hoping to show the Villa vs City match on their shiny new big screen tomorrow. They’ll be more interested in that than watching their own shower lumping balls around the ground. Sags will just have to do what they usually do and follow our game on their mobile phones instead.

The gift giveth....and keep on giveth.

Some prime #Gaslogic right there, and something they come out with all the time but fail to see how they’re contradicting themselves....call us ‘plastic’ yet at the same time moan about the fact they haven’t got a nice comfy seat to sit in when they watch the Sags and how their ground keeps ‘loyal’ fans away ? What was it they said after the UWE fell through? “if they play on the street we’ll watch from the pavement”....yeah right, they use every excuse under the Sun not to go and watch their team. We’ve had higher average attendances than them for 53 of the last 54 years which, if this Sag is right and the 2 clubs support is similar, suggests our fans are more prepared to actually come along and support our club, paying our hard earned money to watch City. Most of those 54 years have been without ‘Lansdowns cash’. They only make an effort when there’s a trip to Wembley or a big Prem/ex Prem club to visit in the cup. They haven’t even averaged over 10k at home for 4 decades. In a City the size of Bristol that’s appalling. We aren’t the ‘plastics’, never have been.

They never talk about us apparently. Thick hypocritical morons. They may not have much to take the piss about but we’re mentioned all the time on that forum. For all you Slagchat regulars who read this stuff, I’ll say it for the 500th time... The only reason this thread exists and is over a 1000 pages long is because you constantly give us stuff to laugh about, it’s not our fault you’re so funny. Understand now thickos? Never talk about us they say, here’s an example of the first page on their forum when things aren’t going so well for City, now imagine what they’d be like if we did something properly embarrassing....like dropping out of the entire League or losing our best player to Rovers for peanuts or telling everyone we’re the 6th richest club in the League when our owners are skint or putting up a new tent every season or Babestation in the club bar at half time or many, many other hilarious gaffs ? The gift...

They were far more concerned about the hiding we were going to get from West Brom, but just as they were after the Sheff Utd and Boro matches they’ve gone very quiet about that for some reason. Never mind, we’ve got Villa on Saturday so they’ll all be glued to that instead of the relegation battle going on in front of them (those that can actually be bothered to attend the Mem of course, which isn’t many).

You could see from his reaction to scoring his first goal for us at AG (against Torquay iirc) how much it meant to him. Pretty sure he’s got a City tattoo as well.

Dopey didn’t pay. Ellis Harrison let him use his season ticket.

“Ow did them lot down the road get on? ....appy days”

Hahaha, hope they enjoyed it. Morons.

Rapidly run out of ‘likes’ for the day on the last page alone ?

What a great post, all of it very true. Hopefully some of those thick Slag boneheads will read it.

The song ‘Ironic’ was ironic because it was called ‘Ironic’ but did not feature any examples of irony. FTG Pop Pickers.

I knew there had to be a valid reason...

Fickle fans. Despite a great run under ‘the cock’ they are still just about in a relegation fight. Could do with their fans packing out their tiny stadium to get them over the line. Still can’t get over 8k Gas at home.

Ok Sagheads, it’s on here now. Is that it? Christ they really are lame.

They’re so ******* pathetic aren’t they? ? Got absolutely nothing they can throw at us so they go on and on and on about financial problems we had 37 years ago. No one else in British Football cares or takes any notice when blurt it out half way through giving a BJ to an oppo fan behind the ‘Welly’. Bristol City, officially over a century of League football. Bristol Rovers ?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ”a club like us” Havent averaged over 10k at home for 40+ years and currently only manage to shift around 5k STs a season. Yeah, they REALLY need 20-25k stadium... Deluded idiots. Must be terrible to have so little ammo take the piss out of your rivals that you quickly rack up 5 pages of bollocks, all cracking the same ‘jokes’ about a badge change and supposed lack of history. Over a century of League football and a stadium we’ve occupied for the entire time. That’s more history than they can ever dream of. Bristol Rovers....no real home, a kit, ground and anthem stolen from others.

Aww, what a sweet story. What those dick heads don’t like is that most of Bristol are clearly not interested in camp Pirates, a shit looking kit and suicidal ‘anthems’. Cringy little maggots.

Just had a look at their fixtures and (Barnsley, Luton and Cov aside) all the rest are very winnable. Theres no chance they’ll go down. What is amusing is that if you look at their record since ‘the cock’ took over they’re paying the price for hanging onto the managerial mastermind that is Dopey Darrell for at least a month too long.