Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

No, you’re not imagining it. The berks let a couple of TV pranksters convince them that a few well placed stones along with making sure all the toilet seats in the ground were lowered would help them pick up 3 points on a Saturday (no doubt, helping them get above ‘dem gert shid eds’ as well). However, it was after they’d moved to the Mem. Desperate nut jobs.

I’d love it to be true. After the arrogance displayed by their fans the week before the Mansfield game when they assumed they were safe, it would be nice to think that the club itself would have voluntarily handed Mansfield the nails to hammer into their own coffin thinking it would never actually happen. Like redcityman though, I’d say there’s absolutely no chance of it being true unfortunately.

Of course they know our team, they’ve spent many evenings this season watching us on Sky Sports. Fammy and Baker were also big money signings that received a lot of local media attention Pre season. I still think the record signing of Famara Diedhiou and the attention that received prompted Henbury Gas the following day to come out with his utter bullshit about a disabled bloke getting beaten up in AG. A kind of ‘well their club might have money but we’re better people than them horrible shitheads’ type yarn that was lapped up by most of the gullible idiots on that forum.

Appreciated. The thing I would say about Swindon though...yes, the fans are brain dead idiots and, like the Sags, they have demonstrated in the past a hilarious knack of celebrating way too early only to then suffer humiliation. However, without having much contact with Swindon fans I don’t know if they’re partial to the constant cringy ‘wow, aren’t we amazing?’ shit that Gasheads come out with when they get a home crowd of 8k or 400+ for an away match?

Yeah, because they never get on their own players backs do they?...and there’s us (apparently) constantly hurling abuse at ours. Utterly deluded idiots. They’re no better than anyone else and a quick look at their forum on match days prove this. Put that with the ‘Premier League fanbase’ comment from yesterday and you can see why we laugh at them so much. I doubt there’s a set of fans in the entire country who are more up their own arses than the wanky Sags.

Sorry, this might be a massive whooosh moment but did one of them actually claim that ‘support wise’ they are already Premier League after having less than 8k home fans for a League 1 match?

Who the hell is Mr Singh? Is he some kind of famous local talent spotter in North Bristol? Yes, don’t you just hate that... You’re standing there, pointing and laughing at a Saghead, reminding them about how hilarious it is that they dropped out of the entire League....and they suddenly turn into a massive, blue, Swedish furniture store right in front of your eyes.

You thought he’d run away?

Their season was over weeks ago because they can’t compete against giants of the game like Rotherham, Scunthorpe and Shrewsbury. As per usual they didn’t give a shit because our results are the only thing they’re really interested in. They can laugh about our Premiership ambitions getting put on hold again but at least we’ve got Premiership ambitions. What have they got apart from Pies? As for ‘Twattgashead’, he’s not the only Sag in history that’s gone off in his pants too soon, it’s a regular thing.

Yep, always excuses. They’ve got their own ground in the heart of their community, it’s not great but it’s got seated areas, it’s got terracing, their fans are supposed to be ‘real football fans’ not ‘plastic’ yet they still claim thousands stay away due to the facilities. I dunno about anyone else but I go to football to watch football (I’d actually prefer to stand up like they can). After the UWE collapse they were all over Social Media with their new mantra ‘if they play on the streets, we’ll watch from the pavement’ Yeah right, course you would. How they’ve got the nerve to slag off other clubs support when they’ve got a catchment area of at least 250,000 and yet can’t manage 9k Rovers fans at home or average over 10k for 4 decades is beyond me? I’ve said before on here that I was looking forward to hearing their excuses when the UWE Stadium was up and running and their crowds were still around the 9/10k mark. I remember them saying that we would never fill AG unless we were playing the Gas and we’ve proved them wrong several times. Also plenty of 20k+ crowds at AG this season despite the last 4 months of dross but then as always we ‘walk the walk’ whereas they have always just ‘talked the talk’.

They’ve had a higher average attendance than us ONCE in the last 53 years. So yeah, I’m sure most of Bristol supports them, it’s just that their fans have been boycotting League games for half a century. I like your mate’s argument though, he’s basically saying most Gasheads are ‘plastic’ fans who won’t attend a football match unless they can sit in a nice comfy seat... Idiots.

Amazing really. For a club that’s so ‘special’ (as they love to tell everyone) you’d think more Bristolians would want to support them? Clearly not. Bristol has always been red.

I suppose it’s a bit close to Christmas? Maybe there was a bike ride somewhere in Bristol yesterday? I don’t know how they survive on such small crowds... “The only good shithead is one thats dead” Charming. Im sure plenty of ‘shitheads’ wouldn’t be that devastated if ‘Socrates’ forgot to look when crossing the road either.

#winners

He’s not alone. Someone else further down the thread claims Rovers fans don’t care about him anymore Course they don’t, really looks that way.... The facts are: They were so desperate to keep him they agreed to a short contract with a low release clause They laughed when he shafted Oxford. They didn’t prepare for losing him in January even though it was clearly a huge possibility given how many goals he’d already scored that season (not that the AlQs would’ve spent the money from selling Taylor anyway). We showed interest, he couldn’t wait to come over and tbh no one could blame him. He helped keep us up, they lost a load of potential goals, they had their pants pulled down in public which was hilarious, Dopey said he wouldn’t be sold for less than £10million...he was lying, they’re still crying about it, ‘Happy Days’ Dickhead, gutted Sagheads.

Top bloke

Gasheads lob broken chairs at City fans = noble warriors defending women and children. City fans lob the same broken chairs back at them = Sickening, unprovoked attack, ban them for life. Referee abandons match due to safety fears = cheating Wycombe scum, “hope they go out of business”. Rovers waterlog their own pitch to avoid playing in form Stockport and give themselves an extra few days rest before playing City in the JPT Area Final = “Nothing we could do about it mate”... Gasheads....”we’re totally down to Earth, loveable fans adored by everyone for our humility and likeable nature...unlike they gert arrogant SHITHEADS” *gets taken over by Arabs ”hey, let’s wave £5 notes at those scabby Morcombe fans tomorrow to show how loaded we are now....”

Gaslogic. Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger. Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen. We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing” Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support. City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy. Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate. City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great. Matty Taylor shafts them = snake Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ The list goes on.

Banjo Island

I see what you mean...as a poxy 3rd tier club with traditionally fewer fans than their main rivals, no real ambition, ever, from owners or supporters alike and a track record of telling potentially wealthy investors to **** off, a couple of 6th place finishes in the 2nd tier since 1883 probably seems like quite a reasonable achievement. In terms of League and Cup success they’re behind clubs like Carlisle Utd and Mansfield. As for us, yes we’ve definitely underachieved although I don’t believe Lansdowns money has given us an edge over many clubs at Championship level when you consider the amount of money floating around football these days with other very wealthy owners out there and Parachute Payments.

After all the abuse and threats they’ve dished out since he left this one thinks he should have told ‘the producers’ to **** off? Dream on. He obviously loved doing it and I don’t blame him. Well done Matty

Even if you ignore the contribution he made towards our survival last season, the superb pass to set up Korey Smith for the winning goal against Man Utd more than paid back the peanuts we got him for. Something your fellow Sags always seem to overlook when you sneer at his goal scoring record since coming to BS3. You can just imagine how furious they were when they realised who had scored They’ll have to wait a little longer before cracking open the champagne, even though we’ll probably still finish this season higher in the league than their funny little club has ever been. I’m sure their scoreboard will keep them informed of events at the Riverside on Saturday. How is their promotion push going? Are they still ‘coming for us’, ‘breathing down our necks’, ‘chasing us down’ etc or did they bottle it weeks ago?

Notice some of them are doubting whether KITR had genuine inside knowledge on the hilarious collapse of the Sainsbury’s deal. One of them claiming that “anyone with half a brain ‘new’ () the deal had fallen through” Yeah that’s right, that’ll be why at the time KITR posted on OTIB that Sainsbury’s wanted out, the Gas forum went into overdrive calling him a jealous and bitter, lying ‘shithead’. The reality is they didn’t have a clue, KITR did...which made it even funnier.

OMG, the shame! Can’t believe it... We should be taking 3000+ everywhere etc.