City Rocker

It's security against a debt. Your mortgage lender will have a charge on your house, so if you default on the mortgage or become insolvent, the charge holder can take possession of the property and sell it to recover the money owed. Because you're paranoid. Relax, what can possibly go wrong?

Wael's song: (with apologies to Roger Waters) Money, it's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car, caviar, four star daydream Think I'll buy me a football team

Quite right, there are enough pr1cks in Gloucester Road at the moment.

Not in that position he isn't. And what the hell has Hordur done wrong, surely he deserves a chance at LB?

Maybe so, but apparently according to the slags' matchday announcer yesterday, referring to their final game against Milwall: "believe me this will sell out five times over". So just the 50,000 locked out for that one then? Has he not massively underestimated their colossal fanbase?

Sorry, but what has Raheem Sterling got to do with this?

All of the away sections at each of your grounds have been uncovered and of third world standards. I'm hoping you get yourselves a wealthy investor who might be able to build you a nice new little ground before we next have to pay you a visit.

For at least forty years that I know of. And I grew up in an area, Patchway, that is alleged to be hard-core Rovers . Well it wasn't in the 70s/80s, not even close. And I'm guessing it hasn't swung in their favour in the 30 years since.

True that. Besides, no one ever gets proved right in the end where football's concerned, because football just goes on and on through eternal peaks and troughs, with people forever being hired and fired. Alan Dicks was a failure. Then a success. Then a failure. There is no endgame in football.

Who the hell do you think you are, so-called 'Cider_boy', coming on this thread and talking rationally?

Flint!!!

You're not upsetting anyone, just embarrassing yourself.

Tomlin is playing central behind Tammy according to the commentary, Bobby is on the left.

"Nicely"

Yeah.

Huh?? Replacement kicker for Gavin Henson perhaps?

Yes, in a world increasingly dominated by vacuous and inane social media 'banter', it's great to read such a splendid tale written so eloquently by a fellow fan. As I take my seat at the Gate today, I might reflect on these two fellows' little adventure and remind myself that the planet doesn't actually revolve around BS3, even on a Saturday afternoon. Though hopefully come 5pm I'll feel it was the right decision to go to the game, rather than freezing my tits off in the middle of the ocean (which was never really an option for me anyway, to be honest).

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - Benny Hill

If only there were some way of looking up information like this on your phone, perhaps via some kind of worldwide computer network.

Well as I reside next to the rugby ground, I can answer that one...no. It was however one of the louder games there, as Charlton made themselves heard a bit this evening. Didn't hear the 'loyal and true' blue few, but then you rarely do.

5-0

I was one of the few that stayed until the end. Then the home fans had an end-of-season pitch invasion and duly celebrated their fine result by pelting us with coins. Good times

Pretty ****ing sure thanks, yes.