Drew Peacock

Russell Osman I think.

Why?

There is no h in Bantams.

Should have proof read it. Awful spelling mistake.

And we keep our unbeaten against non-league teams record intact.

I think that is unlikely as I seem to remember at one club (Man City?) a couple of fans wearing their Hi Vis work jackets were told to remove them as they could be confused for stewards!

A Bangladeshi woman has been pulled out of the rubble after 17 days trapped in the factory . Primark have questioned her overtime sheet.

I saw a Land Cruiser with a bumper sticker saying : " I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal". Suddenly I realized how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah." Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct

I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night. We took the A4.

Because of the financial crisis Cyprus can't export taramasalata or hummus. It's a double dip recession.

I had a hunch it would be Richard the thirds's skeleton

What Nibor said on a different thread

Some bloke in the paralympics has just tested positive for WD40

Very funny