The Gasbuster

Well played Hayden Roberts

What a season Dickie is having !

Player of the Season so far.

FFS Martin !!

Martin scores again for 2015.

3-2 up now . *****

8 minutes ago, robin_unreliant said:

Williams made a nice overlap but Mehmeti just seems to be on planet Anis.

Planet Anus, more like

Can’t remember the last time we played against a real baldie

”Wiiiill Smallbone, Wiiiiill Smallbone,

He drinks the vodka he drinks the jaeger,

His hair’s non existent” 

Mehmeti makes the wrong decision, as always.

4 minutes ago, Frankie_Red said:

“MR SPOONS”!

Hahaha ! that was ******* brilliant !

40 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said:

Mick & Keith, Mr Angry, Gervais the hairdresser, Sid the Manager…and obs Elvis. 

Did SW do the 0898 numbers too? 

The Fish Filleter, The World’s Most Boring Double Glazing Salesman, to name just a couple more

1 hour ago, exAtyeoMax said:

Yes, used to make me cry with laughter on many occasions. Really sad.

Mick & Keith especially

Impersonated by the brilliant Phil Cornwell

1 minute ago, phantom said:

Very sad.

His afternoon show on R1 in 80s, 90s & early 00s was brilliant with all the characters.

R.I.P.

37 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

I think they are the only two ‘New Counties’ that still exist now. Avon bit the bullet and I think Humberside did also

Cleveland went as well, not sure about “West Midlands” ?

1 hour ago, Midred said:

Didn't Liverpool and Manchester just used to be part of Lancashire before they became too big? Like Warwickshire, Lancashire now have their cricket ground in a different  "county" (or local government area?)

Yes

Liverpool now in Merseyside, and Manchester in Greater Manchester (of course).

7 minutes ago, RedRaw said:

Well, that is a ‘remarkable rise’

 

I suppose having two ***** in goal gives them more chance, than having the usual one.

6 hours ago, 2015 said:

Americans. NFL. Super Bowl. Their other shitty sports like Baseball and Basketball as well. Just being honest.

And all the crap about Taylor bloody Swift & her boyfriend.

Boring !!

23 minutes ago, LilRascal said:

Biggest club in Lancashire is really tricky - if you look at titles then it's  Blackburn (3 top tier titles, 6 fa cups), followed by Preston (2 top tier titles, 5 fa cups), Burnley (2 top tier titles, 1 fa cup), Bolton (4 fa cups) and Blackpool (1 fa cup). But as Burnley are currently in the top flight, and had highest attendances last season when 4 of them were in the same division, you could argue biggest club (at the moment) is Burnley. Think all 5 have the potential to be the most successful in any given era, but all can and have gone through phases of very low attendances. (Blackburn averaging just 15,250 this season, for example!)

The people of Bolton will tell you they are in Lancashire. In fact; they are in the metropolitan area of Greater Manchester.

I do agree that Lancashire’s biggest club currently is Burnley

38 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

 

Agree on all of them, although not sure about Blackburn (?).

1 hour ago, redsquirrel said:

does nhs stand for  no helf sertificut?

No Horse Sanctuary 

Agree with all the marks.

Thought Matty J was brilliant yesterday; even without the goal and celebration ! 

Happy Days !!

City win away

Scum lose at home.

And now England have beaten the ******* taffs in the rugby.

Perfect, perfect day !

2 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

There was a huge face painting event before today’s game, apparently 

Looks like the Grotto has had a “touch up”

3 minutes ago, 54-46 said:

Scum

 

No surprise.

Wanchors.

1 minute ago, ExiledAjax said:

That's our first "double" over a team this season right? 3-2 at home and now 2-1 away wins. Not done two wins against a team yet I don't think?

If only it was ******* Leeds ! 

Burton 2 - 1 Burt n Ernie