The Gasbuster

Just now, Bizyer said:

Could be a gurt Ted undercover

Most definitely !

50 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

From my Rover's ST colleague at work.

None of his lot have got tickets and they've been STs since the Tote End days:-

"It’s a cockup by the club!
Apparently, only season ticket seats were reserved and ‘someone’ hit the wrong button allowing general sale.
This was after us season ticket holders were told we had until 7pm tomorrow to purchase our ‘reserved’ tickets.
No I haven’t got a ticket "

Couldn't make this stuff up.....

Wonder if the person “who hit the wrong button”, was the same one who didn’t get the fax across in time for the JCH deal ?

1 minute ago, Silvio Dante said:

It may just be them being morons (likely) but lots of Tweets indicating that Rovers have released Norwich tickets to general sale before ST holders so that’s 2000 more locked out….

 

No great surprise is it ?

When have Rovers 15 EVER got anything right ? 

31 minutes ago, petehinton said:

The most unlikable footballer in the world, by a distance too.  

Yep, a complete wanchor.

Needs slapping / chinning.

(he’s studied his countryman, Ronaldo, very well).

 all of them had to crawl to the Hitlerdome on their hands and knees. 

"Hitlerdome" Hahahaha ! 

That's better than "Chernobyl" !

If only we could get Hilterdome to stick, and get other teams' fans to use the name 

Rovers 2015

1 hour ago, italian dave said:

BBC also showing R****s v Norwich at the same time. Seems unlikely?

It must be Rovers 15 turn to take second choice ?

27 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Imaginary West Ham supporting mates of mine said that Bristol City are the best team, by far, that they’ve ever played against and the noise made by our supporters was louder than all of the planes at Heathrow taking off together. They said that it’s no wonder that we’ve been the top team in Bristol for more than 20 years and that’s unlikely to ever change. 
 

This deluded stuff is ‘kin easy. 

Hahahaha ! 

3 hours ago, Lew-T said:

People who put there bins out 2 days before the collection…

 

Yes, we get it. You’re stupidly organised. Stop showing off!

Or likely that they haven’t read their local council’s communications regarding different collection days during Xmas / New Year holiday ?

Wanderers 3-1 Wankerers

Oh just **** off

3-0 Leahy 

1 hour ago, slartibartfast said:

No, and you're not Netty or Miah !

Apart from being a bore, he isn’t too bad.

Not to be confused with “deluded sag” (flapper)

15 minutes ago, Barrs Court Red said:

Was that the season we started well, then got walloped by Blackburn at home? 

Jordan Rhodes hat trick IIRC ?

Merry Xmas fellow Reds !

(I won’t mention New Year as I hate it - realising I have just mentioned it !)

Blackpool 3-1 Cess pool

2 hours ago, Rob k said:

Corporate talk full stop 

‘reach out to x’

’Circle back’

’thanks for the note’ ( just say email ffs)

‘Can you prepare a deck’ 

 

I absolutely hate that one.

The word "ask" is more than enough. 

Edit : Italian Dave beat me to it

Christmas.

Not Christmas itself; but the people that have allowed the supermarkets and media to brainwash them into believing Christmas starts on Dec 1 & finishes on Dec 26 (Boxing Day), which is when Easter starts !

Erm, no.

Christmas starts on Dec 25 and finishes on Jan 5.

Cars displaying "Child on board" stickers.

To quote Ben Elton - 

"Yeah, I've done it, and there's the proof ! No virgins in here, Mate !"

2 hours ago, spudski said:

That's my point...they aren't using the roads as ' transport' to commute...they are using it for sport.

What other form of sport uses the roads as a form of sport whilst the public are commuting, and using personal best timing as the daily barometer. 

Meanwhile every other form of vehicle on the road is taxed and insured. Has had to take a test and pass. 

I also have issues with the ' Green E scooters'  for hire in Bristol. 

Having seen my 40 year up friends for the first time hiring them...wtf...a danger to themselves and others. It's nuts when you think about it. 

Hire a scooter...whether you can balance and ride it safely. 

Goes against all other formats of transport regs. 

While we are on “transport”; I would like to add horses to this topic (well sometimes they are a method of transport).

Dog owners have to pick up their dog’s shit and dispose of it safely, or face a hefty fine.

Horses; who produce probably 20 times as much shit as a dog, just shit all over the road.

Why aren’t the riders forced to shovel up their shit ?

On 16/12/2023 at 13:34, The Gasbuster said:

MLWs - Middle Lane Wanchors

Not sure if they are as bad, or perhaps worse, but OLWs - Outside Lane Wanchors

MLW-Fs - Middle Lane Wanchor FOLLOWERS 

Sheep-like ignorant idiots who just sit behind MLWs (at a safe distance of course ) and just follow them. Oblivious to the jammed outside lane to the right of them.

No attempt by them to get the MLW to move into the inside lane (i.e no flashing of lights, gesticulation or aggressive movement)

WORSE than MLWs !!

“This club BELONGS in the Premier League”.

if every club that has fans claiming thiis; were to be in the P.L., it would be around 60 teams strong, with about 4 games a week for each team, and a 12 month season.

“It is what it is”

”We are where we are”

Yeah, thanks for your invaluable input !

2 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

Old buffers who stop in shop aisles and doorways. For. No. Fnukkin. Reason.

And stop there for a chat 

3 hours ago, Natchfever said:

Yep. Thousands of white middle class Brits marching in Bristol will really shake Israel to its core wont it.

Many of them could afford the flight to Tel Avi  to do it properly.

If of course this march is about Gaza.

Spot on.

Netanyahu is not listening to the U.N. or most of the world.

The protests calling for a ceasefire are pointless. Even if Starmer / Sunak were to agree, it will make **** all difference.

Netanyahu is certainly not going to take any notice of a few protesters in Bristol !